What do you call a Jewish crustacean?
A Crabbi.
Name 2 crustaceans that are only found in London?
Kings Crustacean and Charing Crustacean
What do you call tiny dead crustaceans on the highway?
Roadkrill.
(My eight-year-old came up with this one all on his own.)
Where do crustaceans go to give birth?
The lobstetrician
What do you call a crustacean involved with the mafia?
A mobster.
Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?
Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.
Why can't you depend on crustaceans?
They're shellfish.
What do you call a totally wacky crustacean?
CRAYFISH
What do you call a revenge seeking crustacean?
What do you call a crustaceans butt?
Crab cakes!!!
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. krabs?
Why shouldn't you wake a crustacean up early in the morning?
They're always a bit crabby
What do you call a crustacean involved in organized crime?
A mobster lobster!
I saw an upset crustacean on the beach yesterday...
He was looking pretty crabby.
What is a crustaceans favorite T.V. show?
Claw and Order.
[Pun Request] Looking for a pun to combine lobster/crustacean with a race car driver/car/track/race.
Title, basically - I need a character name for dnd, dm has required all character names be a pun, and he misinterpreted my initial request to play as a lobster race as a request to stage some sort of actual lobster race.
I haven't thought of anything, and character building sesh is tn, help me out folks!
What do you call a murderous crustacean
A krillminal.
What did one crustacean ask the other crustacean at dinner?
Can I trilobite
Whatβs the biggest crustacean in London?
Kingβs Crustacean π
What do you call a Jewish crustacean?
A crabbi.
