What do you call a Jewish crustacean?

A Crabbi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squags
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Name 2 crustaceans that are only found in London?

Kings Crustacean and Charing Crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrmyke00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you call tiny dead crustaceans on the highway?

Roadkrill.

(My eight-year-old came up with this one all on his own.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonheese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Where do crustaceans go to give birth?

The lobstetrician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaffatank
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What do you call a crustacean involved with the mafia?

A mobster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Santoryuuuuu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Punny Crustacean SMS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/muscleupss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?

Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.

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Why can't you depend on crustaceans?

They're shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneidamojo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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What do you call a totally wacky crustacean?

CRAYFISH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordAutumnBottom
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What do you call a revenge seeking crustacean?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WOW_incredible
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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What do you call a crustaceans butt?

Crab cakes!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?

Art thou feeling it now Mr. krabs?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mashed_potato00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why shouldn't you wake a crustacean up early in the morning?

They're always a bit crabby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McKrabby7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What do you call a crustacean involved in organized crime?

A mobster lobster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falconman478
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I saw an upset crustacean on the beach yesterday...

He was looking pretty crabby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morighant
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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What is a crustaceans favorite T.V. show?

Claw and Order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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[Pun Request] Looking for a pun to combine lobster/crustacean with a race car driver/car/track/race.

Title, basically - I need a character name for dnd, dm has required all character names be a pun, and he misinterpreted my initial request to play as a lobster race as a request to stage some sort of actual lobster race.

I haven't thought of anything, and character building sesh is tn, help me out folks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xhephaestusx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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What do you call a murderous crustacean

A krillminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmNotAStupid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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What did one crustacean ask the other crustacean at dinner?

Can I trilobite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afgsimonsab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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What’s the biggest crustacean in London?

King’s Crustacean πŸš‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phalexuk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What do you call a Jewish crustacean?

A crabbi.

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