What would be a good whale pun for a graduation cake?
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[Request] Orca/Dolphin/Whale pun for Seaworld Paper
Iβm writing a research paper about how it is inhumane for orcas to be kept in Seaworld. I want a really good pun for my title, but the mood is still pretty serious. Thanks!
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Whale played.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
My son made me a whale figure
It was really whale made!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west
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︎ Jan 12 2021
How do whales give birth?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
The other day I met a whale who insists heβs the most honest mammal in the world.
But I donβt know... I still say thereβs something fishy about him.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
An old man and a whale entered in a bar.
'Who's your whale pal?' the bartender asked.
The Old man seemed annoyed and replied,
' I don't know. Maybe Dick'.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Whale whale whale, what do we have here?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
A man was swallowed whole by a whale..
He ran to the end until he was all pooped out.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Some whales just started a music group
Its called the orchestra.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
How do whales and dolphins get their news?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call a time travelling killer whale?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Whatβs the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Where do you find the weight of a whale?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
If a group of whales is called a pod
Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Where do π³ whales go to hear music?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.
But he prefers the term orchestrating
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Vintage
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︎ Oct 03 2020
A tourist at The seaside came to me and asked where he could find whales.
I told him that it's located a bit West from England.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
My friend gave me advice on what to do if you are swallowed by a whale.
Just keep running until youβre all pooped out.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Okay so two whales walk into a bar. One whale goes βARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOβ (whale sound)
The other one goes βShut up Phil youβre drunkβ
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Whales canβt stand loud noises.
In fact they cannot stand at all.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Well, whale, wale, wail, whail, Weil
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︎ May 09 2020
Why are killer whales so good at hunting?
Theyβre very well orca-strated
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do orca whales at sea world use to wash themselves?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
On a post about a washed up whale. This person SEAS the opportunity and they take it!
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︎ May 31 2020
What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
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︎ May 23 2020
Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?
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︎ May 22 2020
What do whales enjoy listening to?
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︎ May 10 2020
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales
But the ink kept washing away.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Sea Captain
A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.
He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.
((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you call a whale with a ball on itβs forehead?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
After consulting my therapist, I went out and bought a small whale.
She told me I need a porpoise in life
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Whale they sure know how to hump back from extinction
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character
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︎ May 23 2020
Whale done!
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︎ Oct 25 2019
How do you circumcise a whale?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
How do you get two whales in a car
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︎ May 21 2020
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive West.
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