What would be a good whale pun for a graduation cake?
[Request] Orca/Dolphin/Whale pun for Seaworld Paper
I’m writing a research paper about how it is inhumane for orcas to be kept in Seaworld. I want a really good pun for my title, but the mood is still pretty serious. Thanks!
Why are whales so stressed out?
They're under a lot of pressure down there
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What do whales carry for protection?
My son made me a whale figure
It was really whale made!
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west
How do whales give birth?
Whale whale whale, what do we have here?
An old man and a whale entered in a bar.
'Who's your whale pal?' the bartender asked.
The Old man seemed annoyed and replied,
' I don't know. Maybe Dick'.
The other day I met a whale who insists he’s the most honest mammal in the world.
But I don’t know... I still say there’s something fishy about him.
How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale?
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
A man was swallowed whole by a whale..
He ran to the end until he was all pooped out.
Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.
How do whales and dolphins get their news?
Some whales just started a music group
Its called the orchestra.
Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
What do you call a time travelling killer whale?
Where do you find the weight of a whale?
What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
Fishes are pretty easy to weigh
They have their own scales
If a group of whales is called a pod
Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?
What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?
Where do 🐳 whales go to hear music?
My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.
But he prefers the term orchestrating
Okay so two whales walk into a bar. One whale goes “ARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO” (whale sound)
The other one goes “Shut up Phil you’re drunk”
My friend gave me advice on what to do if you are swallowed by a whale.
Just keep running until you’re all pooped out.
Well, whale, wale, wail, whail, Weil
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back.
Whales can’t stand loud noises.
In fact they cannot stand at all.
Why are killer whales so good at hunting?
They’re very well orca-strated
On a post about a washed up whale. This person SEAS the opportunity and they take it!
What do orca whales at sea world use to wash themselves?
What do whales enjoy listening to?
What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?
I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales
But the ink kept washing away.
What do you call a whale with a ball on it’s forehead?
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
How do you circumcise a whale?
How do you get two whales in a car
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive West.
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