What would be a good whale pun for a graduation cake?
What do you call a whale who rejects deterministic philosophy?
If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?
Somewheeere over the rainbow...
What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?
My kid asked me if it's true that some species of Whale can grow up to 100 feet?
I said it's when they're really tired after swimming too long, they can use them to walk home instead.
The zookeeper was depressed after the zoo got rid of its small whale exhibit.
There was no porpoise in her life anymore.
Was watching a nature show about whales.
How do the Orcas know how to hunt together?
They must orca-strate it.
Groans from around the room.
What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.
What did the whale say to the sword fish?
You're looking sharp today!
A man was swallowed by a whale.
He ran all the way upto the back till he was all pooped out.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
I like watching videos of whales.
It's for research porpoises.
Why can't most sharks and whales read?
They are not part of a school
I like to lecture about the Cetacean Species by removing whales and dolphins from the equation.
Where do you weigh whales?
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At a whale-weigh station.
I cant stop chasing white whales
Do you know what it sounds like when a whale cries?
Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!
What do you call a lizard that farms whale food?
Why are whales so stressed out?
They're under a lot of pressure down there
What do whales carry for protection?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Whale whale whale, what do we have here?
My son made me a whale figure
It was really whale made!
An old man and a whale entered in a bar.
'Who's your whale pal?' the bartender asked.
The Old man seemed annoyed and replied,
' I don't know. Maybe Dick'.
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
How do whales give birth?
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west
The other day I met a whale who insists he’s the most honest mammal in the world.
But I don’t know... I still say there’s something fishy about him.
How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale?
How do whales and dolphins get their news?
Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.
Some whales just started a music group
Its called the orchestra.
What do you call a time travelling killer whale?
Where do you find the weight of a whale?
What does the father whale say to his daughter after she thanks him for being such a good dad.
Well, whale, wale, wail, whail, Weil
If a group of whales is called a pod
Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?
What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?
What do you call a group of killer whales?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
A man was swallowed whole by a whale..
He ran to the end until he was all pooped out.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
How do you circumcise a whale?
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