What would be a good whale pun for a graduation cake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucyMoonbeams
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a whale who rejects deterministic philosophy?

Free Willy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?

Somewheeere over the rainbow...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Climbtrees47
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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My kid asked me if it's true that some species of Whale can grow up to 100 feet?

I said it's when they're really tired after swimming too long, they can use them to walk home instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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The zookeeper was depressed after the zoo got rid of its small whale exhibit.

There was no porpoise in her life anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPWiggin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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What did the whale say after impregnating a woman?

Whalecum to pregnancy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boardzeroo
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Was watching a nature show about whales.

How do the Orcas know how to hunt together?

They must orca-strate it.

Groans from around the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brute1100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?

One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What did the whale say to the sword fish?

You're looking sharp today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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A man was swallowed by a whale.

He ran all the way upto the back till he was all pooped out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I like watching videos of whales.

It's for research porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrexOtter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why can't most sharks and whales read?

They are not part of a school

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetafunction64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Whale played.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I like to lecture about the Cetacean Species by removing whales and dolphins from the equation.

It gives me porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaHellerson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Where do you weigh whales?

. . . . . . . . . . At a whale-weigh station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fulltea
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I cant stop chasing white whales

It's become AHab-it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luckdragonbelle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Do you know what it sounds like when a whale cries?

Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call a lizard that farms whale food?

A cold-blooded kriller!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I hope he Whale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/basumn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why are whales so stressed out?

They're under a lot of pressure down there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fku208
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do whales carry for protection?

Swordfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonpies4everyone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What is a whale's favorite sport?

Bar-nacle boxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buzarro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Whale whale whale, what do we have here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corbo1991
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My son made me a whale figure

It was really whale made!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikobjectbook
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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An old man and a whale entered in a bar.

'Who's your whale pal?' the bartender asked. The Old man seemed annoyed and replied, ' I don't know. Maybe Dick'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Copernicus_lite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do whales give birth?

A Sea-section. πŸ™ƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwelshy19v2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive west

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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The other day I met a whale who insists he’s the most honest mammal in the world.

But I don’t know... I still say there’s something fishy about him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale?

4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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How do whales and dolphins get their news?

Through podcasts

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenithh7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.

spoiler alert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Some whales just started a music group

Its called the orchestra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieatshoes2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you call a time travelling killer whale?

orcarina of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRTJ115
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Where do you find the weight of a whale?

At a whale-weigh station

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-WigglyLine-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What does the father whale say to his daughter after she thanks him for being such a good dad.

You're Whale cum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemmeBuildThat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Well, whale, wale, wail, whail, Weil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gurdel
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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If a group of whales is called a pod

Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Arrogant_Ass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fracturedcrayon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a group of killer whales?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a group of whales play instruments?

An Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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A man was swallowed whole by a whale..

He ran to the end until he was all pooped out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RocksOnReddit924
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down 4 skin divers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waffel-daddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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