Whale And Dolphin Puns

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But that would defeat the whole porpoise.

Guess you can say marineland has lost its porpoise

That's why you don't eat Tide Pods.

I was at my ex-girlfriend's grandfather's funeral just kind of standing on the side of the room. her sister's husband walked over to me and introduced me to his father. I noticed that his tie had whales and dolphins on it and he said it was his favorite tie. I learned over to my ex and said "at least he wears that tie with a porpoise."

(needless to say, she didn't speak to me for a while)

I work in sales and a man with the last name 'Salmon' ordered some goods from us, his Credit Card payment wasn't passing our credit rating. He asked me for some help and I said 'I dolphinately haven't seen anything this fishy in a whale'

He chuckled to himself and asked me 'Did you just make a fish pun on porpoise?'

Who know there were so many dad's out there!

Talking with my wife and daughter about the weird names for groups of things. A group of geese is a gaggle. A group of crows is a murder. A group of whales is a pod.

Wife: I wonder what a group of dolphins is called.

Daughter: How about killer whales?

Me: An orchestra?

Wife: Ugh.