I wanted to go to the local aquarium to see the new dolphin show, but when I got there I couldn’t get in.
It was closed for training porpoises.
Have you heard of the anarchist dolphins?
Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
I lost my dolphin.
I no longer have a porpoise in life.
Did you know dolphins never make mistakes?
They do everything on porpoise.
I got enslaved by a dolphin... (original)
It's hard work, but at least I serve a porpoise 🤣
I like to lecture about the Cetacean Species by removing whales and dolphins from the equation.
An old man owned a dolphin and some children asked him why. The old man smiled and said, "When I was younger, my dreams were crushed, so I bought the dolphin because..."
"Buying him gave me a porpoise in life."
Did you hear about the guy who killed someone while riding a dolphin?
I met a dolphin the other day,
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
Daughter, showing me a drawing: What do you think I should call my dolphin?
What do you call a dolphin in underpants?
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
Why won’t the dolphin apologize for splashing you with water??
Because he did it on porpoise...
A guy’s Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
If i could, I’d make sure everyone had a dolphin.
Because everybody needs a porpoise to their life
Dolphin son: Dad, how did you and mom know that you guys are meant to be together?
Dolphin Dad: When we first met,.....we just clicked.
What do you call a broke Cat in a broke dolphin?
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
How do whales and dolphins get their news?
My dad just asked me, “Do you know why dolphins swim?”
“They swim for a porpoise”
What did the dolphin say to the three Orcas?
"Whale, whale, whale..."
Edit: Today I was reminded Orcas aren't whales...
Most folks avoid the beach for dolphin hunting
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What kind of self-help books do dolphins read?
Leading a porpoise-driven life
There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds
It's for all in tents and porpoises
Why was the dolphin depressed?
He had lost his porpoise :'(
My friend and I were dolphin-back racing when he cut me off.
Why was the dolphin trainer upset with the surfer?
Because he did it on porpoise.
(Told this to my 4 kids and got 2 groans, one confused look, and an eye-roll)
Why do dolphins feel inadequate sometimes?
Why do dolphins use sleeping bags?
For all in tents and porpoises.
What does the philosophical dolphin think about?
Boater Jailed for Killing Dolphin
Boater says it was an accident. Judge ruled that he did it on porpoise.
I thought all the dolphins had died, but then I heard there are a lot of them.
I have a renewed sense of porpoise.
What do you call conjoined dolphins
Why did the dolphin cross the bay?
To get to the other tide.
Swimming with a dolphin is moving with a porpoise
Why did the dolphin have an existential crisis?
He felt his life had no porpoise
A guy was having sex in the ocean with his girlfriend when he accidentally came on a dolphin
Turns out He did it on porpoise 🐬
Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?
We found a dolphin skeleton on the beach, so we ground the bones to make some bread...
It was all-porpoise flour.
What do you call a dolphin that never ends?
Dol, cause there’s no “fin.”
Why was the dolphin sad? because it had no porpoise in life.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
We just clicked.
I am sorry. So, so sorry...
I once had a conversation with a dolphin
Dolphins never make mistakes
Everything they do is on porpoise
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