Good Dolphin Puns

A list of puns related to "Good Dolphin"

A guy’s Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...

Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Dad joked a fishy customer and got dad joked in return.

I work in sales and a man with the last name 'Salmon' ordered some goods from us, his Credit Card payment wasn't passing our credit rating. He asked me for some help and I said 'I dolphinately haven't seen anything this fishy in a whale'

He chuckled to himself and asked me 'Did you just make a fish pun on porpoise?'

Who know there were so many dad's out there!

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👤︎ u/HarryGoLocky
📅︎ Mar 27 2014
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Dad cracked this one while I was making eggs

I was flipping the eggs, and he came in, and in his most obnoxious voice said "you must be part dolphin, cause you're a good flipper"

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👤︎ u/Scooter2345
📅︎ Jan 14 2014
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