A guy was having sex in the ocean with his girlfriend when he accidentally came on a dolphin

Turns out He did it on porpoise 🐬

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📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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When I visit the ocean, I can never locate any dolphins.

I guess I've lost my sense of porpoise.

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📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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Where my marine biologists at?

2 dolphins are swimming in the ocean. First dolphin says, "hey remember the other day when you had those cinnamon tictacs? Those were delicious. Can I get one?" Second dolphin says, "Aw man, I would but I lost them. We should totally look for them." First dolphin says, "I echo your cinnamints"

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📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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