A list of puns related to "Striped dolphin"
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โค Reply with how much you have of the pet wear mentioned, as I generally would like to have more than 1 :)
โค I will cross out the ones I have gotten x2 of.
โค I'm mostly offering pets! If there are any specific pets you're LF, let me know!
โค I'm not really looking to do 1:1 trades, but if you only have one, I can do it.
โค If there are any toy collectors, I have some rare-ish toys im willing to trade too.
โค You can DM me too if that's easier for you
You see Malt O Meal brands (aka MOM) makes a generic Fruity Pebbles knock off that they call Fruity Dyno Bites. There are people that swear up-and-down that Fruity Pebbles are the better of the two or that Fruity Dyno Bites are superior, but I'm gonna tell you all you're all wrong and I'm gonna prove it.
The first thing that we have to establish is that MOM makes more than just generic Fruity Pebbles - everybody knows that. Among their many celebrated knock-off cereals, they also make a knock off Lucky Charms that they call Marshmallow Mateys. Marshmallow Mateys is a vaguely pirate/ocean theme cereal that comes with marshmallows in the shape of fish or guys wearing three-point hats or dolphins.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshmallow_Mateys
>The oat morsels are formed in the shape of boat anchors; the marshmallow bits may be variously: dolphins (aqua blue & white), dubloons (orange & yellow), gems (red & orange), jewels (purple & white), parrots (yellow), pirate heads in tricorne hats (yellow & red), shovels (orange), starfish (pink & white), tropical fish (green striped).
What does generic Lucky Charms have to do with generic Fruity Pebbles? Well, many years ago MOM decided "Hey, let's make Fruity Dyno Bites with marshmallows!", which, admittedly is probably the best thing since Betty White. However, in a plan to pinch pennies at the expense of children during the most sacred of all meals, instead of putting, ya know, dinosaur themed marshmallows in the dinosaur themed cereal, they're like "We're just gonna recycle these ocean themed marshmallows and nobody's gonna know because, really, the marshmallows don't even look like anything anyway." And thus Fruity Dyno Bites with marshmallows was born.
Just look in that bag. You can see the dolphins and the fish and the three-point
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Personally for me itโs the striped hyena we came across in the Sahara, I never even knew Tunisia had hyenas until that day. Other mentions are dolphins, what I believe was a great white, and those huge fucking birds that make their nest in the telephone towers.
Ooooohhhhh booiii, look at the date! It's the 13th (kinda, took a long time to write, so it's likely the 14th when you're reading this)! So, here I go again yapping about the 13 Straw Hats. This is not gonna be one single theory post like my last ones, rather a collection of foreshadows to the 13 crew members.
First of, links to my previous theories on the 13 SHs if you wanna check them out:
Predicting the final SHs with goroawase (Japanese wordplay). Predicted Vivi gets Kuma's fruit and rejoins, Yamato joins, and someone with a fruit with goroawase numbering of 100 joins: Sannigo jลซ san ko: The Sunny 13, my theory on who the final Straw Hats will be. Building upon the old number theory of Straw Hat Devil Fruits.
Predicting Carrot getting the Towa Towa no Mi (fruit with numbering 100) and joining: Modifying the Sannigo jลซ san ko (Sunny 13) theory to predict the final Straw Hats: a better option for the 100 fruit. Introducing the Twilight (Towa iraito) Bunny Theory.
Okay, onto the new stuff:
The list of topics I will talk about in the current post is:
1) Blackbeard and his 12 Titans vs Luffy and his 12 Olympians
Blackbeard's crew has mirrored Luffy's crew throughout the series, with them maintaining a comparable number of crew members at all times, sometimes more for Luffy, sometimes more for BB. It is the standard belief in the community that their crews will mirror each other in their final clash, like BB is a dark mirror for Luffy. BB has his 10 "Titanic Captains", but there is no reason to believe 10 is his final number of crewmates. Last time we saw him, he was trying to recruit Moria on top of already having 10 captains, implying he is likely to get more people. The hint of his final number of crewmates is in "Titanic": the Titans are the 12 children of Gaia and Uranus in Greek mythology, they are the gods that precede the Olympians. In the Tatonomachy, the Olympians, also 12 as per Greek myth canon, defeat the Titans and take c
... keep reading on reddit โกDo your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
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โค Reply with how much you have of the pet wear mentioned, as I generally would like to have more than 1 :)
โค I will cross out the ones I have gotten x2 of.
โค I'm mostly offering pets! If there are any specific pets you're LF, let me know!
โค I'm not really looking to do 1:1 trades, but if you only have one, I can do it.
โค If there are any toy collectors, I have some rare-ish toys im willing to trade too.
โค You can DM me too if that's easier for you
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