A guy was having sex in the ocean with his girlfriend when he accidentally came on a dolphin

Turns out He did it on porpoise 🐬

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When I visit the ocean, I can never locate any dolphins.

I guess I've lost my sense of porpoise.

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Did you hear about the american WW2 soldier who accidentally shot a dolphin?

They were on their way over the Atlantic ocean on a ship admiring the view over the sea as they headed towards Germany. He claims he was actually trying to end the war by killing Hitler but his mates claim that all they did was point out a dolphin swimming in the ocean.

Apparently the soldier misheard when his mate said: “Look, there's a dolphin there!"

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