Did you hear about the SeaWorld trainer that was caught molesting the sea cows?

He was arrested for crimes against huge manatees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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When we were in Orlando, my family wanted to go to SeaWorld.

But I failed to see the porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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The animal trainers at SeaWorld have made some mistakes

But when they work with dolphins they do it on porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why did the evil billionaire build his own SeaWorld?

Merely for entertainment porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jty87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Went to SeaWorld and got splashed by dolphins

Pretty sure they did it on porpoise.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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My life has gone downhill since I stopped working at SeaWorld

I just can't seem to find any porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearHands263
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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I'm a nightguard at a dangerous seaworld

If I fall asleep, I'll be sleeping with the fishes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croaan12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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[Request] Orca/Dolphin/Whale pun for Seaworld Paper

I’m writing a research paper about how it is inhumane for orcas to be kept in Seaworld. I want a really good pun for my title, but the mood is still pretty serious. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gutsandhoney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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My wife and I were at Seaworld recently

And she saw a sign advertising that you can "Dine with Shamu" She asked if I thought that would be a nice date. "I don't know. I mean we would be there having a romantic time and Shamu is just stuck with us like a third whale"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headstab
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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How do you get the attention of those camping out for the opening of a new SeaWorld?

For all in tents and porpoises...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homelesmushroom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2013
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How did the combat medic get hired at SeaWorld?

He told them he was a marine biologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoboChrist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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Update on pun request for Orcas, Opinions needed!

So I’ve been writing a paper about how Seaworld should not be keeping their orcas in captivity. Should the title be:

β€œSeaworld’s Porpoise; Where Happiness Tanks” or β€œThanks, but No Tanks”

Feel free to help me come up with some variation if you don’t like either. (:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gutsandhoney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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