Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.

It's syncing right now.

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My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink

No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahunfiltered
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You know why the Titanic sank?

The captain was nervous and needed an ice breaker

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Why didn't the captain of the Titanic think to melt the iceberg?

He hadn't thawed of that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?

Icy dead people

Credit to b3ta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DANGEL_DANGEL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Titanic

Sorry, that was a bad ice breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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Im gonna tell my kids that the Titanic was carrying a lot of mayonnaise

And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cannedsand3
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
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What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?

I need time to sink...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7oda-005
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic

She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because

that was an ice-olated incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
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I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...

...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here

But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon

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I named my phone "The Titanic"

Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: β€œThe Titanic is syncing”

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My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...

They finally kicked him out of the theater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic

It’s syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic

Except Leo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?

Everyone was in same boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_adamnguyen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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You should never talk about the Titanic on a first date...

It's a terrible Icebreaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimson37x
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

About halfway!

Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blisspoint2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"

I asked him how he came up with those names.

He said, "Because they're all syncing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunyyan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/point5_
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An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink..

Lettuce have a moment of silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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I think the Titanic is pretty funny

I mean it surely is an icebreaker

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I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic...

"Oh yes, quite a few." the librarian said.

"Sorry to hear that!" I said laughing. "They'll all be ruined by now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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I chanjed my ipods name to 'titanic'

It's syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About halfway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?

About half way.

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What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?

About half way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redpandalover4821
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About half way...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
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I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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I named my IPod Titanic

It’s syncing now

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Some5v
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What’s the similarity between the Titanic and the Sixth Sense!

Icy dead people

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I changed my phone's name to Titanic.

Its syncing now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. Now it's syncing.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?

Half-way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JerkwaterKlaatu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Half way..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?

Unthinkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScienceTeach86
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About half way...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePurpleDuckling
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do the sixth sense and the titanic have in common

Icy dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_the_Chorizo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do The Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy Dead People.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-think-Im-funny
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...

It's unthinkable.

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