What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic
Ps: This one is from my daughter who loves Attack On Titans... don't know where she gets it from... π
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A tack on titan
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Sneaky Titan
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What is the favorite food of the titans on attack on titan
Raw-men
Note: My dad said this to me...
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So I named my phone Titanic
Now whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing.
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What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
I nominate all of your passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Joke provided by my 13 y/o daughter
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︎ Jun 10 2021
What do the endings of The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
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︎ May 22 2021
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...
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︎ May 31 2021
I renamed my phone's SIM card to Titanic and only after telling everyone did the updating issues resolve.
I guess loose lips synch chips
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︎ Jun 09 2021
I bought a Bluetooth speaker called βThe Titanicβ.
Unfortunately it was βunsync-ableβ.
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︎ May 24 2021
Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?
Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?
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︎ May 03 2021
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sinkβ¦
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.
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︎ May 10 2021
What's the Titanic's least favorite food?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I recall going to see the movie titanic
I had a bad sinking feeling about the end
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic ocean?
Halfway there.
*Too soon?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
You know why the Titanic sank?
The captain was nervous and needed an ice breaker
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Why didn't the captain of the Titanic think to melt the iceberg?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
You can say what you want about Titanic,
but she went down in history.
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Titanic
Sorry, that was a bad ice breaker.
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Im gonna tell my kids that the Titanic was carrying a lot of mayonnaise
And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
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I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because
that was an ice-olated incident.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I changed my iPodβs name to Titanic
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Two movies that share the same plot.
Titanic and sixth sense.= Icey dead people.
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︎ May 30 2021
I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...
...but I canβt use it, itβs still syncing.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My phone was having syncing issues
I renamed it Titanic.... It's syncing fine now
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︎ Jun 09 2021
I named my phone "The Titanic"
Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: βThe Titanic is syncingβ
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
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︎ Nov 16 2020
My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...
They finally kicked him out of the theater.
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Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic
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Titanic 100
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A Little Town In Mexico And Their Love Of Mayonnaise
There was a little town in Mexico, right across the border from Texas. They got a taste for Mayonnaise from the Cowboys crossing the border to eat. Soon they created a festival for their love of Mayonnaise. Theyβd have every type of mayonnaise you could think of. Folks loved it. The 10th anniversary of the festival was coming up and they decided they wanted to do something special. They heard of a place in England that made the worlds very best. They placed their order and was told it would be shipped overseas to them by boat. Because they had placed such a large order, the only ship capable of carrying it was the Titanic. The folks were waiting excitedly until the morning that the Titanic had hit a iceberg. When the news came that they wouldnβt get their shipment and to honor those lives lost, they decided to rename their festival. It became known as βSinko De Mayo.β
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What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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︎ May 19 2021
What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
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Imagine The Titanic with a lisp.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....
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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
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My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?
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What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I changed my iPod name to Titanic. Itβs syncing now.
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I named my IPod Titanic
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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
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