I got my girlfriend real good.

Girlfriend came home from a rough day of class and asks me to draw her a bath. So I got a paper and pencil, drew her a bath tub, and handed it to her. The look she gave me has been imprinted into my brain.

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👤︎ u/forgetnot
📅︎ Mar 26 2014
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

Edit: Thanks so much!! This is my first award!

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👤︎ u/SwitchGuru
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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