40 Hilarious H Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

H: "Knock knock!"

Son: "Who's there?"

H: "H"

Son: "H who?"

H: "Bless you"

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👤︎ u/yedranda

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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"Length times width times height. Pi times r-squared times h. Four-thirds times pi times r-cubed."

This really speaks volumes.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas

📅︎ Feb 08 2021

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Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?

Hustle, Sleuth.

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👤︎ u/bentnotbroken96

📅︎ Jan 28 2021

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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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👤︎ u/stressedbybooks9999

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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👤︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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A T H E I S M

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👤︎ u/Salty-Alternative832

📅︎ Oct 03 2020

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Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called ‘H-Bomb?’

It’s known for fusion cuisine.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81

📅︎ Nov 06 2020

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Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”

Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ May 28 2020

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S h a m e

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👤︎ u/Morigane90

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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It's time to H Ò Ñ Ķ

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👤︎ u/chocolater3

📅︎ Aug 21 2020

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What if “school” was written without a “s” and “h”

That would be cool

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👤︎ u/Sub2iAdi

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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For all th H. P. Lovecraft fans out there

Instead of calling it the "zombie apocalypse", why not just call it the Necro-nom-athon?

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👤︎ u/raven21633x

📅︎ May 22 2020

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What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?

Oh you H2 HOE

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👤︎ u/hmm1024

📅︎ May 31 2020

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H m

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👤︎ u/saffire_playz

📅︎ Jan 26 2020

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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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👤︎ u/Ttocs77

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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The W.H.O just announced COVID-19 is now a pandemic.

Friend: Who?

Me: The who

Friend: Who?

Me: SIGH

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 11 2020

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Ready for the impeachment (h)earings?

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👤︎ u/the_simple_succulent

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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Did you know the letter “H” in marriage represents happiness?

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👤︎ u/swimtoodeep

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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Local Starbucks decided to have some p(h)un

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👤︎ u/wiselab27

📅︎ Nov 21 2019

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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…

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👤︎ u/JonaSavage17

📅︎ Mar 27 2020

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**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**

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👤︎ u/UserbasedCriticism

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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It's Schroedinger's c(h)at

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👤︎ u/Crazy_and_lazy_Daisy

📅︎ May 03 2019

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h a n d s o a p

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👤︎ u/Alienbeef0421

📅︎ Apr 29 2019

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H. P. Lovecraft had many fears, especially wealthy old people.

The Elder-rich

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👤︎ u/Dimir_E_Protogenos

📅︎ Jul 17 2019

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One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H

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👤︎ u/novatachyon

📅︎ Feb 26 2018

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T.H.a.N.O.S.

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👤︎ u/CTV1225

📅︎ May 23 2019

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What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite movie/show streaming service?

Cth-hulu.

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👤︎ u/Da_Lizard_1771

📅︎ Nov 14 2019

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My sons H (5) and L (3) wake up yesterday morning...

L: Daddy? Me: Yes, sweety L: I, hungry H, without missing a beat: Hi hungry, I'm H!

I've never been prouder.

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👤︎ u/Banksy0726

📅︎ Jun 30 2019

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C h e e s e

-A real conversation that happened like 5 minutes ago between my dad and I-

Me, eating a babybell cheese

My dad: “what’s that?”

Me: “cheese.”

My dad: “what kind of cheese?”

Me: “Gouda.”

...

My dad: “Is it Gouda? Or is it badda?”

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👤︎ u/zoeelf

📅︎ Jan 06 2019

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Why was there an H&R Block in the Ocean?

For tax Porpoises

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👤︎ u/OhYasureyoubetcha

📅︎ Feb 20 2019

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The “C” and “H” are important for a chair

Because without them you’ll just be sitting on air

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👤︎ u/closet_dad

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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Why is there a H in school

Because no one wants the word cool in school

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👤︎ u/Coopthecool

📅︎ Mar 17 2019

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H a

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👤︎ u/V10LIFESMATTER

📅︎ Apr 24 2018

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The bat(h)mobile

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👤︎ u/elvisspringsteen

📅︎ Feb 22 2018

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What did the high jumper say to the letter H?

"Move the bar up a bit."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Oct 25 2018

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Got my wife in H&R Block

When my wife arrived at their office there was some confusion. I got there a couple of mins later while they where trying to figure it out. Tax Guy: it seems someone made a mistake and made the appointment in the Marshville office. Wife: I don't even know where that office is. Me: It's in Marshville.

the Tax Guy and I got a good laugh, The Wife just rolled her eyes like always.

*edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/naut

📅︎ Apr 17 2014

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Hear what happened when the guy heard the store was out of Preparation H?

He went on a 'rhoid rage.

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👤︎ u/no_ur_cool

📅︎ Oct 19 2018

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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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👤︎ u/December_Soul

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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👤︎ u/RikM

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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