H: "Knock knock!"
Son: "Who's there?"
H: "H"
Son: "H who?"
H: "Bless you"
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︎ Apr 21 2021
"Length times width times height. Pi times r-squared times h. Four-thirds times pi times r-cubed."
This really speaks volumes.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
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︎ Jan 06 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
A T H E I S M
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called βH-Bomb?β
Itβs known for fusion cuisine.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Teacher asked βWhat is the formula of water?β Student said βH I J K L M N Oβ teacher said βthatβs not the formula of waterβ
Student said βyou said the formula was H to Oβ.
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︎ May 28 2020
S h a m e
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︎ Feb 13 2020
It's time to H Γ Γ ΔΆ
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What if βschoolβ was written without a βsβ and βhβ
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︎ Jul 16 2020
For all th H. P. Lovecraft fans out there
Instead of calling it the "zombie apocalypse", why not just call it the Necro-nom-athon?
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︎ May 22 2020
What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?
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︎ May 31 2020
H m
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︎ Jan 26 2020
What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
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︎ Feb 29 2020
The W.H.O just announced COVID-19 is now a pandemic.
Friend: Who?
Me: The who
Friend: Who?
Me: SIGH
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Ready for the impeachment (h)earings?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Did you know the letter βHβ in marriage represents happiness?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Local Starbucks decided to have some p(h)un
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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︎ Aug 31 2019
It's Schroedinger's c(h)at
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︎ May 03 2019
h a n d s o a p
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︎ Apr 29 2019
H. P. Lovecraft had many fears, especially wealthy old people.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H
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︎ Feb 26 2018
T.H.a.N.O.S.
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︎ May 23 2019
What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite movie/show streaming service?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
My sons H (5) and L (3) wake up yesterday morning...
L: Daddy?
Me: Yes, sweety
L: I, hungry
H, without missing a beat: Hi hungry, I'm H!
I've never been prouder.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
C h e e s e
-A real conversation that happened like 5 minutes ago between my dad and I-
Me, eating a babybell cheese
My dad: βwhatβs that?β
Me: βcheese.β
My dad: βwhat kind of cheese?β
Me: βGouda.β
...
...
...
My dad: βIs it Gouda? Or is it badda?β
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︎ Jan 06 2019
Why was there an H&R Block in the Ocean?
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︎ Feb 20 2019
The βCβ and βHβ are important for a chair
Because without them youβll just be sitting on air
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Why is there a H in school
Because no one wants the word cool in school
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︎ Mar 17 2019
H a
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︎ Apr 24 2018
The bat(h)mobile
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︎ Feb 22 2018
What did the high jumper say to the letter H?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
Got my wife in H&R Block
When my wife arrived at their office there was some confusion. I got there a couple of mins later while they where trying to figure it out.
Tax Guy: it seems someone made a mistake and made the appointment in the Marshville office.
Wife: I don't even know where that office is.
Me: It's in Marshville.
the Tax Guy and I got a good laugh, The Wife just rolled her eyes like always.
*edit: spelling
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︎ Apr 17 2014
Hear what happened when the guy heard the store was out of Preparation H?
He went on a 'rhoid rage.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
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