A (coo)l pun
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Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?

Hustle, Sleuth.

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Spaniel L Jackson.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
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Li'l Smith.
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/smike1981
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A doctor was teaching a class, and wanted to give a pop quiz about tolerance and observance when dealing with the cadavers. (L) (On Mobile)

Teacher: โ€œSo I want everyone to understand that a dead body isnโ€™t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with oneโ€

The teacher has everyone turn their body over

Teacher: โ€œNow I want you all to stick your finger in itโ€™s ass and hold it in there for a momentโ€

all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first

Teacher: โ€œOkay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I doโ€

The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked

As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, โ€œnow see itโ€™s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my classโ€.

With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz

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A lad asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled L.S.D.?"

Granny replied, "Never mind the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
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In laughter, the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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An (L)Iambic Pentameter

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ha33erMorga33a
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
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On my death bed Iโ€™l request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say โ€˜may he rest in peesโ€™
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AMswag123
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Teacher asked โ€œWhat is the formula of water?โ€ Student said โ€œH I J K L M N Oโ€ teacher said โ€œthatโ€™s not the formula of waterโ€

Student said โ€œyou said the formula was H to Oโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.

Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.

It was the best barber queue ever!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Texgymratdad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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If Lโ€™il Wayne did comedy...

Would we call him... LOL Wayne?

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Mike Tyson and I were talking about our friend Sarah who had just gotten into town. I asked, "so, how did she get from L.A. to here?" He replied...

"Theraflu."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
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My daughter got the letters Y and U tattooed on one buttock and the letters L and G tattooed on the other...

It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OCTUStudio
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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When L died on Death Note,

My eyes became very Watari, because I knew the end was Near.

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L Mao!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/joemama5lol
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Why is R scared of L

I'll tell you later

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T I T L E
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Google2022
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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No L
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SplashOfAzur
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first

the rest of the letters come aughter it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/man_nowhere
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A L L C A P S
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/coadnamedalex
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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What does Samuel L. Jackson call his dad?

Motherfucker

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T I T L E
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comโ€ฆ
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Iโ€™m hoping L is J/K.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/redwitch-fr
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You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s

because they're an endangered feces

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Why did l push your Friend?

Because she was so down to earth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SteaminScaldren
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Took an L over there
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/P131NYRFC3
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Why doesn't Samuel L. Jackson get hungry when he travels?

He brings snacks on a plane.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill
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Why is there a L in Noel if it is Noel?

*sorry if it's been posted before

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/flambeauyt
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Hot L.A. girl nudes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/btnymeg
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s i l v e r w a r e
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elskeredit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Que s'est-il passรฉ en l'an 1111 ?

L'invasion des Huns

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Papapac
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โ€œNo-Lโ€ Christmas cup!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/micahbynum
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I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, Iโ€™ve brought back the Holy Gray L.
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Thereโ€™s an L in Noel even though there is Noel
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PCmag1c
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Say hello Reddit to my cat Kelli. Spelled K E L L I, with one I.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BRIDISH1
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What if L from Death note was dumb?

That would make him a weight.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kaushik_220601
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I once had to play a psychopath in a play. I thought I could come across as crazy if I huffed a l load of women's body spray before I got on stage.

But in hindsight, I was just acting on Impulse.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tattyead
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In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first

the rest of the letters come aughter it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/man_nowhere
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