4 Hilarious Melissa Puns - Punstoppable 😜

When you smoke weed next to your friend Melissa

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📅︎ Aug 14 2019

Just saw that Walmart commercial with Anthony Anderson and Melissa Joan Hart and wondered how many dads will wrap up frozen peas the Christmas.

"You said you wanted "Frozen" stuff!"

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👤︎ u/HansMuslimAndersen

📅︎ Nov 05 2014

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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A "meowtain".

I got this joke from an interview with Melissa McCarthy who said that was one of her favorite jokes and now it's one of mine too!

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👤︎ u/RavenHekate7

📅︎ May 27 2019

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I was audibly boo'd me after this one

Last night I was at a bar with a couple buddies and a girl I've been seeing (we'll call her Melissa). We're playing 2v2 pool and I'm on Melissa's team when my other buddy shoots and misses. Being fairly new to pool, Melissa perks up and says "Is it my turn?"

To which I said "That would be your cue" as I handed her her pool stick.

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👤︎ u/BaconStorf

📅︎ Jun 07 2015

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