Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Faction:
Republic of Emmeria
Class:
Kirov-class Battlecruiser
Background:
At some point prior to 2015, Marigold was commissioned into the Republic of Emmeria Navy as flagship of its 2nd Fleet under Captain Kenneth Ford. On 30 August 2015, during the surprise Estovakian attack on the Emmerian capital of Gracemeria, the Second Fleet would engage with Estovakian fighters, bombers and helicopters in their surprise attack on Gracemeria, only being forced to retreat after suffering significant damage due to the arrival of the Estovakian Aerial Fleet and the Estovakian Air Force’s 9th Tactical Fighter Squadron “Strigon.” They were able to successfully break through a blockade by the Estovakian Navy before escaping west to Khesed Island using diversionary tactics despite the efforts of the numerically superior South Sea Fleet.
After the successful removal of Estovakian forces from Khesed, the Second Fleet, under Marigold, would participate in the Anea Landing operation on 26 January 2016. She would engage Estovakian Navy forces led by Kirov-class Battlecruiser ENS Scorpio and Cassard-class Frigate ENS Gardeniya whilst securing the Kijera Oil Fields. The battle saw the Estovakian Naval Forces scattered and the two major warships, as well many of the facilities destroyed with support from the Republic of Emmeria Air Force 28th Tactical Fighter Squadron “Garuda.”
The next major operation involving the Marigold would come on 15 February 2016, where the 2nd Fleet, supported by CVN-30 and the Emmerian Navy 2nd Strike Fighter Squadron “Avalanche” would come from the Fuscum Sea to engage another element of the Estovakian Navy under another Kirov-class Battlecruiser, ENS Eques. The destruction of the Estovakian Fleet with support by Garuda and Avalanche Teams allowed the Second Fleet to move into Doypalm Bay and support in the liberation of San Loma in preparations for the destruction of the Estovakian Aerial Fleet five days later.
The Marigold would finally return to Gracemeria to liberate the city as part of Operation Free Gracemeria on 31 March 2016. There, the Second Fleet would engage with the South Seas Fleet in a climatic battle ahead of King’s Bridge and within King’s Bay of Gracemeria itself. The South Seas Fleet, would ultimately be sunk by both Marigold and Garuda Team, even defeating the Estovakian 1st Naval Fighter Squadron led by Valeriy “Valet” Nikitov. This would be the last major action the Marigold
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It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
Nothing, it just waved
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
I’d never seen him be 4.
Ice-olation.
She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
