I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot

They should.

It'll be a real Page-turner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhishekms89
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Ellen page is now Elliot Page

He is truly a self made man

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Potential nickname for Ellen
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I am currently dating a math professor. Her name is Ellen.

She is the complete inverse of my e^(x).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I saw an amazing woman today at the Ellen show!

Degeneres woman donated 1 million dollars to an organisation building schools in Africa

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I can't believe Ellen got her own category of music on Spotify.

I guess she's Ellen De-genre-es now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jchenx
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What do you call 150 clones of Ellen Page.

Ellen Book.

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If Ellen DeGeneres and Anakin Skywalker formed a band, what kind of music would they play?

Elle-Vader music

My brother is a great dad, but he tells this joke every time I see him

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This is getting silly, but help me remember the name of the movie with Ellen Page where she got pregnant in high school...

...it had a certain Juno se qua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frinxo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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Ellen is on a PAOer trip
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Talking about Ellen Page coming out as a lesbian...

Dad-"Of course she's an actress. They're all thespians!"

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Well that backfired...

Me: "Since its Fathers Day, I get to do whatever I want!"

5 Year Old: "Me too!"

"It doesn't work like that."

"Sure it does! It's son-day!"

Awww nuts.

Edit: 2500! Thanks guys! And on my cake day too.

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Game of Thrones S8 E4 has a Starbucks cup in one of the scenes by mistake...

People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.

-Ellen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GQ0mUydWhI

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Any ideas?
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I'm still chortling about this one a month later.

As a new(ish) dad I feel it's my duty to really bring all the dad jokes to the yard. Lately it's been coming a bit more naturally.

The Girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch and she was talking about how much she loved all the prizes and gifts that Ellen is always giving out on her show.

My response: "I heard she is going to stop giving things away, so she's changing her name to Ellen Deselfish."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suicidal_smrtcar
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A book fell on my head today...

I only have myshelf to blame.

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I was in the furniture store this weekend

My husband and I sat down on one of the sofas and the sales guy said "You know, this is an Ellen DeGeneres." I looked at him, at bit puzzled, and said "I dunno, it looks more like a couch to me."

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Watching the Oscars, I said this to my wife.

That was nice of Ellen to bring out those pizzas. I've always thought she was very Degeneres.

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Alien Dadjoke

"They just found an early draft to the film Alien.

Ash: I can't find the milk, Ellen.

Ripley: In space no-one can. Here, use cream."

Classic midnight text from dad.

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