Ellen DeGeneres Puns

A list of puns related to "Ellen DeGeneres"

If Ellen DeGeneres and Anakin Skywalker formed a band, what kind of music would they play?

Elle-Vader music

My brother is a great dad, but he tells this joke every time I see him

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👤︎ u/tkellogg
📅︎ Jul 12 2015
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I was in the furniture store this weekend

My husband and I sat down on one of the sofas and the sales guy said "You know, this is an Ellen DeGeneres." I looked at him, at bit puzzled, and said "I dunno, it looks more like a couch to me."

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👤︎ u/RadRac
📅︎ May 31 2017
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