Groaner at work! Irene? No, Icene

Dealing with home services and customers, need to check ID. Routine ID check and I though the customer's name was Irene so I say "Ok Irene, let's get into your account here..."

Icene: "It's Icene"
Me: "Oh wow, really? double checks ID Wow! That's wicked, I've never heard that name before that's really interesting!"
pause
Me: "Well... I guess, now Icene it."

Icene groans, and my coworker and his customer start laughing, and I couldn't help but smile :D

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No arms no legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs .....at your front door? Matt

...in your swimming pool? Bob

....in your mailbox? Bill

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who is popular with the boys? Hedy

What do you call a woman with no arms and 1 leg? Eileen

What do you call a Chinese woman with no arms and 1 leg? Irene

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Whaddya call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

Whaddya call her Asian cousin.

Irene

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If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

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My grandma died peacefully in her sleep...

...unlike the rest of the people in the car who probably died screaming, โ€œIrene! Irene! Wake up! Wake Up!!

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I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

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Made my 11 yr old laugh and my wife roll her eyes this kornint. It was a good day.

My 2 yr old is constantly dropping small toys down the grate on the air return and a couple rolled out if site. This morning, I stuck my head down it and found a couple the had been missing for a couple weeks. Yay, dad!

My wife told me "She likes to drop her toys down there when she's angry."

I told her "you can't be upset. She's just venting!"

Groans and laughs ensued.

Edit: "this morning." What the hell is a kornint?

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We had a daughter with one leg just slightly shorter than the other, her name was

Eileen

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What does a woman call herself when sheโ€™s leaning on a building?

Ilene.

What does an Asian woman call herself when sheโ€™s leaning on a building?

Irene

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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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What do you call a women with one leg?

Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene.

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What do you call an Asian with one leg

Irene

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What do you call a woman that has one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.. Unless she's from Asian descent and then she would be Irene.

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Dad dropped this one at the Table last night

What do you call a Woman with one leg?

"Eileen."

What do you call a Chinese Woman with one leg?

"Irene."

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My dad last weekend

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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