Irene Puns

Dealing with home services and customers, need to check ID. Routine ID check and I though the customer's name was Irene so I say "Ok Irene, let's get into your account here..."

Icene: "It's Icene"
Me: "Oh wow, really? double checks ID Wow! That's wicked, I've never heard that name before that's really interesting!"
pause
Me: "Well... I guess, now Icene it."

Icene groans, and my coworker and his customer start laughing, and I couldn't help but smile :D

...unlike the rest of the people in the car who probably died screaming, “Irene! Irene! Wake up! Wake Up!!

IHOP

Eileen

She was in charge of the hops.

My 2 yr old is constantly dropping small toys down the grate on the air return and a couple rolled out if site. This morning, I stuck my head down it and found a couple the had been missing for a couple weeks. Yay, dad!

My wife told me "She likes to drop her toys down there when she's angry."

I told her "you can't be upset. She's just venting!"

Groans and laughs ensued.

Edit: "this morning." What the hell is a kornint?

Irene

Ilene.

What does an Asian woman call herself when she’s leaning on a building?

Irene

Eileen.. Unless she's from Asian descent and then she would be Irene.

Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene.

Irene

What do you call a Woman with one leg?

"Eileen."

What do you call a Chinese Woman with one leg?

"Irene."

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg longer than the other?

Irene