Helen Keller reads β€œWarning! Electric Fence!” in braille

β€œWell that’s not a good sign” she said

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Helen Keller walked into a bar...

And a table... And a stool...

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St Helens elephants: Doorstep mystery leaves police dumbo-founded bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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11 year old Daughter talking about her school assignment: ”Have you heard of Helen Keller”?

Me-Dad: β€œNope never seen her either”.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Yes Helen, yes we did.
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Mount St. Helens is a great mountain.

But it was at its peak in the 80s.

Stolen and butchered from https://xkcd.com/2308: Title text was β€œIt's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.”

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller’s book?

She hasn’t

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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How did Helen Keller know an angel was always watching over her?

It was Heaven-scent

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A "helen" could be used as a measurement of beauty, defined as a face that could launch a thousand ships. However, one should not use a "millihelen" to mean that a face could only launch one ship...

...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard?

...neither did she

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Why can’t Helen Keller drive a car

Cause she’s dead

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Helen Keller’s dog ran away

I mean I would too if my name was β€œhnuuugh”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Sign at a convenience store:Our credit manager is Helen Waite...

If you want credit go to Helen Waite

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?

Helen Killer

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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If Helen Keller was psychic

Would we say she had a fourth sense about things?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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The WNBA refused to recruit Helen Keller

When they handed her a basketball, she kept trying to read it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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How did Helen kellers parents punish her

They put a plunger in the toilet.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller?

Neither did she.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive a car?

She was never Permitted.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?

Helen Killer

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I'm Deaf, I teach sign language, and I hadn't heard this Helen Keller joke before.

(Technically I haven't heard any joke before, but...)

I was telling my dad about tactile sign, which is what deafblind people use to communicate. It is like signing condensed ASL with someone's hands on yours, and it is what I plan on specializing in when I am a Certified Deaf Interpreter. He brought up Helen Keller and the conversation went as follows.

Dad: "But how many people can really do that? How many people could really communicate with Helen Keller?"

Me: "Well-"

Dad: "PROBABLY JUST A HANDFUL!"

I'm borderline convinced he deafened me as an infant in hopes that someday the set up for this joke would present itself.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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E-mail I just received from my dad: Rare photo of Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Not sure if NSFW, definetly punny though
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Helen Keller Institute

Coworker A: β€œ... then I was at the Helen Keller Institute.” Me: β€œThe Helen Keller Institute? I’ve never seen or heard of it.” Coworker B: β€œThat was horrible.” Me: β€œbut necessary”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Tim Burton and Helen Bonham Carter split up after 13 years

You could say their love life at the moment is truley a nightmare before christmas

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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Honey, I’m bringing you a quesadilla...

No need to Helen, I don’t need a whole case of them. One dilla is plenty.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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A little something my dad likes to use

'You look like Helen Brown!'

'Well, you look like shit and blue'

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My 2.5 yo got me.

After a day at the air show with out a nap. Me, "Are you tired." Her, "No, I Helen."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2016
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If you sleep with Ms. Incredible, it's only an average performance

Cause you're on Helen Parr

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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Now I know can bench at least one dadjoke

While out walking with the family we saw a bench with a dedication plaque. It read "In Memory of Helen, she walked these meadows with joy". Of course I had no choice but to remark "Why didn't Joy get a bench too?"

Cue involuntary snort of laughter from the wife. Mission accomplished.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...

then a table, then a chair

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? No?

Neither did she.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard?

Neither did she.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Because she’s dead

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What did Helen Keller say to her friends?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Did you know Helen Keller had dollhouse

Neither did she

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