28 Hilarious Be Kind Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What kind of flooring can be used for any application?

Versa-tile!

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👤︎ u/Melvin-_-_-Marvelous

📅︎ Feb 23 2021

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What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?

Reali-tea

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.

I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.

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👤︎ u/iambaney

📅︎ Sep 15 2020

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My first one here, be kind

Me: What's worse ignorance or apathy?

Daughter: I don't know and I don't care.

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👤︎ u/droid_collector

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."

Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

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👤︎ u/Lostehmost

📅︎ Jul 12 2020

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Pls be kind StrawGang

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👤︎ u/FireInTheJimmeny

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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If Batman were a tree, what kind would he be?

A spruce tree. Because then he'd be Spruce Wayne

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👤︎ u/DragonPupps

📅︎ Nov 11 2019

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Someone asked me what kind of Pokemon I would be. I answered Nidoran bc I wanna be 你的人.

你的人（ni de ren) = your person

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👤︎ u/42aku

📅︎ Sep 16 2019

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There must be some kind of way out of here

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👤︎ u/dufosho

📅︎ May 19 2018

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What kind of cheese should not be tossed around or played with?

Sharp cheddar.

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👤︎ u/xevetv

📅︎ Feb 09 2019

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American children may be kind...

But German kids are Kinder

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👤︎ u/ShowPan69

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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What kind of dinosaur would you be, Dad?

If I were a dinosaur I’d be a backissosaurus.

Cuz my back always hurts.

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👤︎ u/Tree0wl

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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When my brother told my father he wanted to be a woman, my father just kind of disappeared

That's when he became transparent

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👤︎ u/MrTino

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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What kind of animal would a semicolon be?

A comma comma comma chameleon.

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👤︎ u/kevinh456

📅︎ Aug 04 2018

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Be kind to left-handed people!

They have rights too

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 11 2018

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"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Sep 21 2017

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D: Son, wake up real early on your birthday. There's going to be a historic event. S. What kind of event?

D: The dawn of a new age.

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👤︎ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin

📅︎ Oct 27 2017

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What kind of medicine used to be a power tool?

Benadryl

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👤︎ u/yeoldecotton_swab

📅︎ Sep 02 2017

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Me after the superbowl: I wonder what kind of state Philadelphia is going to be in tomorrow.

Dad: I'm pretty sure it'll still be in Pennsylvania.

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_Nachos

📅︎ Feb 05 2018

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What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An X-man.

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👤︎ u/jbcgop

📅︎ Mar 07 2018

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What’s that rodent doing, taking it easy by the pool,.. it kind of seems to be relaxing its jaw?

It is a chinchilla.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar

📅︎ Jul 31 2018

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The best kind of driver would be a wreckless one

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👤︎ u/Yocomedy12

📅︎ Oct 27 2014

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Lovely needles. This packet of needles is lovely. As the saying goes: "You've got to be crewel to be kind." i.reddituploads.com/b8650…

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👤︎ u/realmofconfusion

📅︎ Jul 17 2016

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An alien spelling be is a Close Encounter of the Word Kind.

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👤︎ u/Missed_a_beltloop

📅︎ Feb 24 2014

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What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?

Reali-tea....

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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No matter how kind you raise your children to be...

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/BioKali

📅︎ Mar 12 2018

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What kind of tree would a hipster be?

He'd be a tree before it was poplar.

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👤︎ u/CivilInfamy

📅︎ Oct 26 2017

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No matter how kind you might be...

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/SoNotCool

📅︎ Aug 23 2016

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