What kind of flooring can be used for any application?

Versa-tile!

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What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?

Reali-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.

I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iambaney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My first one here, be kind

Me: What's worse ignorance or apathy?

Daughter: I don't know and I don't care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/droid_collector
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."

Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lostehmost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Pls be kind StrawGang
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireInTheJimmeny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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If Batman were a tree, what kind would he be?

A spruce tree. Because then he'd be Spruce Wayne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonPupps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Someone asked me what kind of Pokemon I would be. I answered Nidoran bc I wanna be δ½ ηš„δΊΊ.

δ½ ηš„δΊΊ (ni de ren) = your person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42aku
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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There must be some kind of way out of here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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What kind of cheese should not be tossed around or played with?

Sharp cheddar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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American children may be kind...

But German kids are Kinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What kind of dinosaur would you be, Dad?

If I were a dinosaur I’d be a backissosaurus.

Cuz my back always hurts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tree0wl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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When my brother told my father he wanted to be a woman, my father just kind of disappeared

That's when he became transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTino
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What kind of animal would a semicolon be?

A comma comma comma chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinh456
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Be kind to left-handed people!

They have rights too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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D: Son, wake up real early on your birthday. There's going to be a historic event. S. What kind of event?

D: The dawn of a new age.

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What kind of medicine used to be a power tool?

Benadryl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeoldecotton_swab
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Me after the superbowl: I wonder what kind of state Philadelphia is going to be in tomorrow.

Dad: I'm pretty sure it'll still be in Pennsylvania.

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What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An X-man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbcgop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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What’s that rodent doing, taking it easy by the pool,.. it kind of seems to be relaxing its jaw?

It is a chinchilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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The best kind of driver would be a wreckless one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yocomedy12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2014
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Lovely needles. This packet of needles is lovely. As the saying goes: "You've got to be crewel to be kind." i.reddituploads.com/b8650…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/realmofconfusion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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An alien spelling be is a Close Encounter of the Word Kind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missed_a_beltloop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?

Reali-tea....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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No matter how kind you raise your children to be...

German children are kinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioKali
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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What kind of tree would a hipster be?

He'd be a tree before it was poplar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CivilInfamy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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No matter how kind you might be...

German children are kinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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