What is the smelliest kind of ox?

A buttocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?

An evergreen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7bladesofgrass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?

Paddy O’furniture

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What kind of fish has a medical degree?

A Sturgeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fran_385
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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There are 10 kinds of people
  1. People who know binary
  2. People who don't
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?

Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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It doesn't matter how kind you are,

German children are kinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy-Blazkowicz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What kind of socks do Panda bears wear?

None, they have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What kind of bees like breast milk?

Babies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

Open Toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Porker22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says β€œwhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied β€œI’m a big metal fan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maniamadd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What kind of slippers does Aquaman wear around the house?

Water Moccasins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What kind of cakes can you drink out of?

Cupcakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?

The Ether Bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrixyUkulele
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What kind of beer does a frog drink?

Gnatty light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What kind of music do poor people play?

Baroque!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloudyutopia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What kind of ant smells the best?

Deodorant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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There are two kinds of people

Those with ADHD, and

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What kind of poo smells nice?

Shampoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What kind of weapon does a rabbi use?

A cirumscythe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spycrabpuppet123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What kind of noises a witch vehicle make?

Broooom Broooom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwzNk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What kind of bees make milk?

Boo-bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabbitsheepp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What kind of car does an egg drive?

A yokeswagen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nanzort
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What kind of eel likes Italian food?

That's a moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VomitingPotato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What's the most popular kind of furniture in Ireland?

Paddy O'Furniture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?

A Fizzician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?

Radish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpacemanSpliff47
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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What kind of books does a Rabbit like?

The one with the Hoppy ending. My daughter told me this πŸ˜€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peacefulsalmon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What is the oldest kind of nugget?

Dinosaur nuggets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?

Carbo Nations!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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What is a dogs favourite kind of water?

Ruff seas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IllusiveShad0ws
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What kind of tea do Brits drink when they’re depressed?

Positivi-tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godkingmaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What kind of haircut do bees get?

A buzz cut!

(Credit to my 7yo daughter, who will be a great dad one day)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What kind of weapon does a paramedic use?

An ambu-lance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What kind of herb do you get from the ocean?

Sea-lantro!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buttery_Hamwater
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What's a postie's favourite kind of joke?

A knock knock joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missbooie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What kind of spells do leprechauns use?

Lucky Charms.

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What kind of fax machine did the Trump Administration use?

An alternative facts machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobbitinterrupted
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What kind of church is built on top if a hi rise?

A REPENT-HOUSE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMTheSurge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What kind of stone isn't an opal?

A nopal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What kind of bra do you wear on your back?

Vertebra

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What kind of bra does R2 shop for?

Double D2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut

and those who donut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?

Krav MAGA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...

"I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niftyww
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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