What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?

Paddy O’furniture

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Electric-Boogaloo-3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The second replies β€˜I’m a big metal fan’

Courtesy of my 10 year old!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."

"That's slander, man."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slashycent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2021
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What kind of food is in the air

French fly

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/meme-nana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2021
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What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?

The Ether Bunny

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrixyUkulele
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2021
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What's the most popular kind of furniture in Ireland?

Paddy O'Furniture.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2021
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut

and those who donut

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2021
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The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thedepressionoftrees
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year?

A trophy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerroristOgre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2020
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There are three kinds of people in this world:

Those who can add; and,

Those who can't.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Individual_Ad_9213
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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What kind of tree shakes in the cold?

A brrrrrch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2021
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what kind of nap is illegal in 50 states and the district of columbia

kidnap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twitchard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2021
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xQuizate87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2021
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What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?

Triple Eh

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jrgonz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2020
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What kind of homes do they have in Wakanda?

Wakandominiums

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1976kdawg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brutalproduct
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2020
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What kind of watercraft go in a line?

Rowboats

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/89iroc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2021
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What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?

A rabitat.

My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sad_muso
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2020
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What kind of room do speed racers stay in?

...Vroom vroom.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eijensama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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What kind of gun is common in Canada?

An β€œEh K”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pharmerino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deedubya8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?

A macauliflower

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole

It all gets spaghettified.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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What kind of floors do Ghosts prefer in their homes?

Bam-Boo floors.

Happy Halloween to all!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crowkiller06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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What kind of grades do pirates get in school?

High C's

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tinged_wolf9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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What kind of drugs do people in the desert do?

Tumble weed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

But the conversation went a rye.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
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What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?

A cowabungalow

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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There are two kinds of people in this world

Those that can extrapolate incomplete data,

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BumperBabyAngel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2020
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My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.

One might say he is a master baiter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/assafstone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2020
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What kind of jokes are allowed in quarantine?

Inside jokes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SchoolOnSunday
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2020
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What kind of lunches do they take to school in Germany?

Saxon lunches.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/der_innkeeper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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What kind of ghost lives in your nose?

A boo-ger

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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What kind of shoes are best for sneaking around in?

Leather ones, because they’re made of Hide.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reverend_Giggles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2020
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What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?

Dad jokes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TennaTelwan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
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There's this another kind of dip that I am interested in
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says β€œwhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied β€œI’m a big metal fan!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maniamadd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...

"I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/niftyww
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2021
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Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The other replies β€˜Well, I’m a big metal fan.’

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KBilly4-21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"

The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Master_Achi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?

Czechno!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kassetta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2020
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What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy

πŸ‘οΈŽ 18
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Famousspy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/90eight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2020
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