What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MartianHunter420
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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chihiro_yoru
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What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?

Krav MAGA.

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What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KipsBay2181
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What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini.

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What kind of snacks do firefighters eat?

Firecrackers.

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What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?

Dirt Tea.

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What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music

Prague rock

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Electric_Trex
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?

An eh-hole

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ny8ry8
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What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?

Vans

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What kind of car does an egg drive

A yolkswagon..

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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What kind of alert do the police put out when someone steals your fire?

An ember alert.

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What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?

Turnovers

GO BROWNS!

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What kind of car does the moon drive?

An Eclipse.

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What's a lawyer's favorite kind of underwear?

Briefs, but sports writers love boxers, and special forces soldiers go commando.

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Poop jokes arenโ€™t my favorite kind of jokes...

But theyโ€™re a solid number 2!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?

igloo

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What kinds of photos do turtles take??

Shelfies!!

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A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"

"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

Hippity hop

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JaimesBond
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squats

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What kind of cheese never does a job to the best of their ability?

Half-hearty cheese

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What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?

Car-go Pants

i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.

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Asked Mork what kind of iPod he had. He said

Nano Nano

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From my son -- What kind of cheese is the moon made of?

Moonster.

(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)

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What kind of fire moistens?

A humidifier.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/watercolorfiddle
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What kind of net catches metal?

A magnet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/watercolorfiddle
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My dog has this phobia of some kind

I donโ€™t know what it is but sheโ€™s always pet-rified

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/obeese-poptart
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What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?

An incommunivocado.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rhesusfecespieces
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What kind of key is edible?

A turkey ๐Ÿฆƒ happy thanksgiving

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What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?

Shreddar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/karl_oskar
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I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker

But when I got home all the signs were there

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What kind of drugs do ducks do?

Ans: >!Quack!<

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Midnight1938
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What kind of homes do they have in Wakanda?

Wakandominiums

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What kind of worms have bones?

Gummy Worms

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What kind of food is made from horses?

Glue Cheese.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hitdrumhard
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What kind of self defence do vegans use?

Tofu

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What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?

Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nword55
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What kind of sneeze is the best sneeze?

The Beeโ€™s Sneeze

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShroomHog
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Kind of a slow movie.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RHamm7
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What kind of watercraft go in a line?

Rowboats

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/89iroc
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What kind of motorcycles do livestock ride?

COWasaki!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Razonje
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xQuizate87
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What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/no_smoke_fwm
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What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?

Dirt Tea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Wtfisthatt
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What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?

Czechno!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kassetta
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