I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...

It's a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Are pun requests allowed?

I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firetruckyou098
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Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers

We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSahnger
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Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirRettfordIII
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Calendar Days That Are Puns!

Days That Are Puns

1/23 - January 23rd reads like 123
3/10 - Mar10 Day - Nintendo's Mario Day
3/11 - There's an awesome band called 311
3/14 - 3.14 is the first few digits of Pi AKA Pi Day
5/4 - May the 4th be with you - A pun on "May the force be with you." AKA Star Wars Day
7/11 - Free Slurpee Day at 7 Eleven stores
9/11 - No intention of being offensive with this one. 9/11 reads like the emergency phone number used in the United States
10/4 - Pun for 10-4, which is similar to saying "roger that"
10/23 - National Mole Day (Avogrado's number) 6.02 x 10^23

Please mention any I missed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wintercool612
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Money Puns are Pun-ey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logicaleman
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Now these are puns at full volume.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
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Snackchat meets Linterest: Some of these startup ideas are pun in a million. twitter.com/PunlimitedCor…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smart89aleck
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Not sure if these are puns or Ironic but I'm PUTIN them here for now. imgur.com/gallery/nSR8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

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Are you seriously over the moon?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolemercy
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
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There are 3 men on a boat.

Each has a cigarette, but nothing to light it with.

So one man throws his cigarette into the water, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh

Because they come with there own scales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Archaeologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia

It's going to be quite the shindig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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I told my daughter, β€œGo to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, β€œWhat’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."

"It’s pasture bedtime!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why are Tesla so expensive?

It's because they charge a lot

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Why are gay people always smiling?

Because they can’t keep a straight face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennismarr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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There are 10 types of people in the world:

Those who know binary and those who don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzed_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Roses are red, cellos are brown

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
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How do you check if the eggs are boiled or not?

You eggs-amine them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Humoglobin
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People keep saying that needles are scary...

Guess they have a point !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/primeboy217
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.

Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How do you know which one’s a prostitute?

The one with the stickers that says IDAHO πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JennJenn5436
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Why are mathematicians never constipated?

They can always work it out with a pencil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Maybar_703
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They are having a wheel problem at the station
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerseySideAlt9
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A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...

It's night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aptom_4
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Why are gay people insomniacs?

Because they can't go straight to sleep!

(I am so sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LivingUnicorgi
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Graveyards are so noisy...

I guess it's because of all the 'coffin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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Canadian alcoholics are very mad at me

The commercial said Drink Canada Dry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
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"So you're saying these carbon monoxide sensors are good?"

"Well, no one has come back with a complaint yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SystemLog
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Can we ban jokes about German sausages? They are just the wurst
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πŸ‘€︎ u/incestisbest-cest
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Jokes about menstruation are not funny.

Period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
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Why are there no English vampires?

Because the sun never sets in the English Empire.

P.S, my first pun, sorry if it's bad guy.

Edit: my first dad joke, Haha sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Time_Bag4931
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologise?

It takes them ages to swallow their pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Who are two good friends you should always take fishing?

Annette & Rod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wisco_minn22
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Why are ducks so crazy?

Because they're addicted to quack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAnAverageBrit
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why are French snails faster than others?

L'ess cargo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F_for_Respect_69
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My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..

..we got along well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Why are there no crimes in Antartica?

Becouse its just-ice there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eren45778
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Many think that dwarves and midgets are the same thing...

...but they actually have very little in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Open_Tower2999
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Why are balloons so expensive?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curly_droid
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Two men are going down the street, one runs into a bar..

The other one ducks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWhizzleteat
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What Are The Strongest Days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MythicalMagnum
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Puns like that are good for your :
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same

Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torrenter_11
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timetokill87
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Two potatoes are standing by the side of the road, how can you tell which one it the prostitute?

The one stamped Idaho!

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