I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
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Are pun requests allowed?
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
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Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers
We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?
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Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
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Calendar Days That Are Puns!
Days That Are Puns
1/23 - January 23rd reads like 123
3/10 - Mar10 Day - Nintendo's Mario Day
3/11 - There's an awesome band called 311
3/14 - 3.14 is the first few digits of Pi AKA Pi Day
5/4 - May the 4th be with you - A pun on "May the force be with you." AKA Star Wars Day
7/11 - Free Slurpee Day at 7 Eleven stores
9/11 - No intention of being offensive with this one. 9/11 reads like the emergency phone number used in the United States
10/4 - Pun for 10-4, which is similar to saying "roger that"
10/23 - National Mole Day (Avogrado's number) 6.02 x 10^23
Please mention any I missed!
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Money Puns are Pun-ey
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Now these are puns at full volume.
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
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︎ May 18 2021
Are you seriously over the moon?
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
There are 3 men on a boat.
Each has a cigarette, but nothing to light it with.
So one man throws his cigarette into the water, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
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Why are fish so easy to weigh
Because they come with there own scales
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︎ May 12 2021
Archaeologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia
It's going to be quite the shindig
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︎ Jun 06 2021
I told my daughter, βGo to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.β Puzzled, she asked, βWhatβs that got to do with anything?β I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
"Itβs pasture bedtime!β
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Why are Tesla so expensive?
It's because they charge a lot
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︎ May 26 2021
Why are gay people always smiling?
Because they canβt keep a straight face.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who know binary and those who don't.
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︎ May 27 2021
Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
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︎ May 08 2021
How do you check if the eggs are boiled or not?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
People keep saying that needles are scary...
Guess they have a point !
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
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︎ May 10 2021
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How do you know which oneβs a prostitute?
The one with the stickers that says IDAHO π
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︎ May 16 2021
Why are mathematicians never constipated?
They can always work it out with a pencil.
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︎ May 22 2021
They are having a wheel problem at the station
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A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Why are gay people insomniacs?
Because they can't go straight to sleep!
(I am so sorry)
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︎ May 16 2021
Graveyards are so noisy...
I guess it's because of all the 'coffin'
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︎ May 20 2021
Canadian alcoholics are very mad at me
The commercial said Drink Canada Dry!
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︎ May 23 2021
"So you're saying these carbon monoxide sensors are good?"
"Well, no one has come back with a complaint yet."
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︎ May 21 2021
Can we ban jokes about German sausages? They are just the wurst
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︎ May 26 2021
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Why are there no English vampires?
Because the sun never sets in the English Empire.
P.S, my first pun, sorry if it's bad guy.
Edit: my first dad joke, Haha sorry
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Why are giraffes so slow to apologise?
It takes them ages to swallow their pride.
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︎ May 31 2021
Who are two good friends you should always take fishing?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Why are ducks so crazy?
Because they're addicted to quack!
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︎ May 02 2021
Why are French snails faster than others?
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︎ May 01 2021
My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..
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︎ May 25 2021
Why are there no crimes in Antartica?
Becouse its just-ice there
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Many think that dwarves and midgets are the same thing...
...but they actually have very little in common.
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︎ May 25 2021
Why are balloons so expensive?
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︎ May 23 2021
Two men are going down the street, one runs into a bar..
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What Are The Strongest Days?
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weekdays.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Puns like that are good for your :
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︎ May 19 2021
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too
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︎ May 23 2021
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too.
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Two potatoes are standing by the side of the road, how can you tell which one it the prostitute?
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