44 Hilarious Tulip Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Tulips

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👤︎ u/hokka4

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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What did the tulip say to the cheating rose?

“Don’t you be dandelion to me!”

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👤︎ u/CameronC7

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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Where do tulips like to sleep?

In a flower bed

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👤︎ u/climbcolorado

📅︎ May 05 2020

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My wife said that all our tulips have come out now...

Who’d have thought ....gay tulips !

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs

📅︎ Apr 12 2020

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Me to My kid: "I heard you've been planting trees, son! Why don't you plant Tulips?.."

Nvm, not from Alabama

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👤︎ u/cracksniffer666

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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How do you grow the brightest tulips?

You start with a light bulb.

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👤︎ u/1kings2214

📅︎ Nov 14 2019

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My boyfriend reminding me he likes tulips.

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👤︎ u/HomocusPocus

📅︎ Feb 05 2019

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How do flowers whistle?

With their tulips.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

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👤︎ u/Shadynastys182

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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What do you call a flower with a mouth?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/the_canadanian

📅︎ Oct 18 2020

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What flower does everyone have on their head?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/torchpenny

📅︎ Sep 11 2020

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What flower can kiss two people at once?

A tulip

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👤︎ u/Theodot1

📅︎ Aug 12 2020

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What type of flowers are the best at kissing?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/TurboAxolotl

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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What do you call a light powered by a couple of lips?

A tulip bulb

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👤︎ u/Angoram

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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How does a gardener wistle?

He presses his tulips together.

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👤︎ u/Chlumsy

📅︎ Apr 21 2020

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How did the Gardener blow a whistle

He used his tulips

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👤︎ u/slashr7

📅︎ Apr 23 2020

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Which gardens are most talkative?

The ones with tulips

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👤︎ u/t-sigh

📅︎ May 15 2020

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My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers.

In all honesty, I didn’t know she sold flowers.

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👤︎ u/BenAdam321

📅︎ Apr 16 2019

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How many lips does a flower have

Tulips

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👤︎ u/steventhebeliven

📅︎ Aug 13 2019

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Date proposal

Let's go on a date you can help me plant tulips

Tulips around this dick

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👤︎ u/macrei420

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

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👤︎ u/jupiiters

📅︎ Aug 28 2017

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What kinda flowers are on your face?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/manyu_abee

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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A man goes to see his father at his parents house

They both sit and start chatting

Son : how was your doctors appointment?

Dad: good!the doctor gave me different medication for my memory loss

Son : oh really ? What are the name of the pills?

Dad : ( struggling to remember ) oohh...uhhh.... something to do with flowers but I can’t remember

Son: tulips ?

Dad: no , they’re very popular and everyone loves them .

Son : daisies?

Dad : no! They are bright red and romantic

Son : rose ?

Dad: YES. He loudly yells ROSE, WHAT ARE THE PILLS CALLED THAT THE DOCTOR GAVE ME?

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👤︎ u/MNMKandyKane

📅︎ May 15 2019

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While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, “Can’t wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on ya” she said, “What kinda flower”

No hesitation I say, “Tulips”

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👤︎ u/vHRenegade

📅︎ Jun 28 2019

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Your average mug shot

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👤︎ u/Streaplerz

📅︎ Jun 09 2013

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What sort of flowers grow on your face?

Tulips..

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👤︎ u/MrRedneck

📅︎ Jun 09 2018

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How many Dutchman does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, most tulip, daffodil, or hyacinth bulbs don't weigh very much.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent

📅︎ Jan 25 2019

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What do you call 2 flowers kissing?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/Jaden22VG

📅︎ Feb 09 2019

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Listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal

Wife: This is a really strange song. I mean do roses even have lips?

Me: No but I know what plant does.

Wife: ?

Me: Tulips.

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👤︎ u/DPAtheCPA

📅︎ May 25 2018

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What kind of flowers do you take to a smooch concert?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/booksmeller1124

📅︎ Aug 28 2018

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Hot Dog Toppings

I was telling my Dad about a new hot dog stand in town and how they would put nacho cheese, pepperoni's, French's onion rings, etc. He said "I like tulips on mine." Confused I said "Tulips? What the hell?" and he pointed to his mouth and said "These two lips right here."

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👤︎ u/FartsWiddaWindowsUp

📅︎ Jun 24 2014

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Whats the only flower that grows on a face?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/slap_shot18

📅︎ Oct 21 2016

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A classic joke my dad would always tell: what's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

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👤︎ u/mossybeard

📅︎ Jan 12 2014

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Jokin' like a dad

Last night my daughter was looking at some new clothing my wife had gotten her.

Daughter: "I like this one, it has tulips on it!"

Me: "Do you like me? I have two lips too!"

Daughter: "Where?"

Me: "Right here!" points to lips "One lip! Two lips!"

Wife: rolls eyes

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👤︎ u/omega697

📅︎ Mar 12 2014

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What's better than having roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ....

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👤︎ u/mike561991

📅︎ Apr 19 2020

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What is better than having roses on your piano?

Having tulips on your organ.

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👤︎ u/Pho_de_bimos

📅︎ May 25 2019

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How do flowers kiss?

With their tulips

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👤︎ u/Dsgorman

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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The only joke that I know

What's better than roses on your Piano? Tulips on your Organ!

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👤︎ u/Insomniacbychoice90

📅︎ Feb 12 2019

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What type of flowers are the best for kissing?

Tulips!

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👤︎ u/SupremeRulingKingMan

📅︎ Feb 10 2019

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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👤︎ u/E3galloway

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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How do flowers kiss?

With their tulips

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👤︎ u/Chockzilla

📅︎ Dec 03 2016

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What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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👤︎ u/Skullify

📅︎ Nov 12 2015

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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👤︎ u/LingeronmyFinger

📅︎ Jul 19 2013

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what's better than roses on your piano?

... tulips on your organ.

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👤︎ u/Soosh123

📅︎ Jun 14 2013

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