Flower Pot Puns

I put it in the wrong place...... 3 years ago

I planted it.

Dad: Have you guys got any cut flowers?

Flower store employee: No, but we have potted flowers.

Dad: Ah, well do you have scissors?

I couldn't get in. I checked underneath the mat, in the flower pot, but then it dawned on me.

I had gnocchi.

My wife and I were shopping and noticed the store had a bunch of fall flowers in pots out front.

My wife: "Oh look! They have mums! What size should I get?"

Me: "Well, my paycheck hasn't hit the bank yet, so we should probably keep our purchases to a mini-mum."

My wife: " ... "

My dad was receiving his change after paying for a haircut and he accidentally dropped a quarter in a flower pot with a small tree in it. As he leaned in to pick it up, the lady behind the counter said "Oh sir, I think you dropped something in there". Dad then picked up the coin and said "Aw man, I dropped this? I THOUGHT THESE GREW HERE" and then spent the entire car ride home laughing at his own joke.