The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.

W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore. /r/Jokes/comments/fe5cmp/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I’m a bit uneducated. Whenever the World Health Organization is in the news…

I gotta ask β€œWHO?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deceze
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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The World Health Organization is hosting a new event to show their thoughtfulness and concern for human health

The event will be affectionately named WHO Cares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Me: β€œI work for the World Health Organization” My friend: β€œWHO?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/halagabir
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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The World Health Organization

I was having a conversation with a friend about exercise and it goes a little something like this.

Friend: Did you know that the World Health Organization recommends at least 180 minutes of moderate to vigorous exercise?

Me: with a grin on my face Who?

Friend: The World Health Organization.

Me: again with same expression Who?

Friend: getting annoyed THE WORLD HEAL... shoots me the dirtiest look

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinner899
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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Covid-19 breath conference today

Information to be presented by the World Health Organization, followed by the World Health Action Taskforce to talk about global initiatives, then a personal message of health by Dr. Irena Dun-Noh.

So WHOs on first, WHATs on second, I. Dun-Nohs on third

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway40k22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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WHO says the global risk of Coronavirus is 'moderate'

The World Health Organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbacorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Dad joking the news

I listen to the news on the radio in the morning. Any time they mention the World Health Organization, I frown and say "Who?", whether or not anyone's around to hear it.

Years later, I still find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andronikus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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Everyone, I would like you to meat my dad.

I was telling my dad that there is new evidence that links processed meats to colon cancer. I told him, "the World Health Organization-"

"Who?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Southruss000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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Who?

Wife: The World Health Organization is fighting sugary foods! So I paused with a concerned face and said...."who?" She looked at me like I had three heads and then went "ohhhh" and wouldn't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3kk1d5k1llz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.

WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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The World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs being held in quarantine will be released.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tregratinator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.

W.H.O let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeataylorr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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The World Health Organization has said that dogs cannot get COVID19, so they have said dogs are not required to be in quarantine.

So, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SisterRay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Dogs can not contract coronavirus and do not have to quarantined anymore according to the world health organization

To clarify, WHO let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaster27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Have you heard about the World Health Organization?

The WHO?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SensitiveStranger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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The World Health Organization changes their slogan.

W.H.O. Cares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UofTCadet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Me: According to the World Health Organization...

My dad: WHO?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rms1111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Who knew dogs were immune?

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. Now we know WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schlayer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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