Did you here about the doctor who messed up the circumcision?
does anyone know if a doctor can take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
What’s a doctor who studies adam’s apples called?
Doctor Who
Aka The Dementia Specialist
I have a friend who loves computer programming but his parent wanted him to be a doctor. So he became a plastic surgeon.
Now he's a full rack developer.
Doctor: “How is the boy who swallowed the quarter?”
Doctor leaning over a patient who is slowly falling asleep due to anesthetic
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No worries Steve, this will work out just fine. It’s an easy procedure.
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But doctor, I’m not Steve!!
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I know, I am Steve.
What's a doctor who specialises in Adams apples called?
Did you hear about the fish who grew up to be a doctor?
What did the doctor prescribe to the supernova who was complaining of the aching of their leg?
I called to speak to my doctor and the receptionist asked "May I ask who's calling?"
I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you.
Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor!
What do you call a doctor who is half man and half horse?
A centaur for disease control
My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem
I said, funny you should ask
Doctors who are always in a rush don't seem to be very successful.
I think it's the lack of patients.
The WHO have a German Doctor now heading up their COVID response..
.. He's Dr Hans Sanitizer.
What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?
My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:
Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.
Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?
What do you call a doctor who also deals with cars ?
Dad: Who is the most famous Doctor?
Son: What?
Dad: Not Dr What son... close.. who
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes
Son: Who’s Dr Yes?
Dad: No, Who is who
Son: In the the zoo?
Dad: No, who isn’t in the zoo.
Son: What?
Dad: He’s on second.
Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?
Never go to a doctor who does standup comedy on the side.
He'll leave you in stitches.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
What do they say about the Doctor who fell down a well?
He should have tended to the sick and left the well alone.
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
What did the doctor say to the patient who broke their foot for the second time?
What did the doctor say to the businessman? with an enlarged prostate who was being audited for tax evasion?
Urine trouble
*Apologies for the early '?'
I finally got around to watching Doctor Who
Did you hear the one the Doctor told all his patients who were recovering from surgery?
They were all in stitches
What do you call a doctor who is always on call?
“Doctor, I can’t stop saying ‘Halt! Who goes there?” ...
“Mmmm, I think you have a touch of Friendorphobia”
Nurse comes in and tells the doctor "There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says...
"Tell him I can't see him!"
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What do you call a doctor who became a delivery driver?
What do you call a male doctor who specializes in necks?
I saw a communist who was up for his Hepatitis shot. He was telling stories to the doctor out of fear of needles.
The doctor said “Quit Stalin”
A Spanish doctor recently coined a new term for people who are incapable of feeling empathy. You know what they call it?
Did you hear about the doctor who lost his patience?
After 5 hours in the waiting room they decided to leave.
If you're a doctor who doesn't follow privacy laws...
...does that make you a HIPAAcrite?
Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
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