Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Tardis"
Because he was just a tenant.
A tardy TARDIS.
So if a tardis is a police booth. Then a porta potty is a turdis.
What do you call a dog in a TARDIS?
DOGtor Who
Tardy Tartar.
Me: "I only use the best ingredients"
gf gives me a look
GF: "Ingredients for time?"
Me: "I never use tardy sauce"
gf leaves room
Missedhisshippi
Buenas TARDIS
"If I had a TARDIS or a DeLorean for transportation, I'd take it from time to time."
Me: "What would happen if that girl who sang 'Royals' found a TARDIS?"
Her: "Uh?"
Me: "She'd be a Time Lorde"
Cue exasperated sighs
Me: sit and wait for me here. Dad: wait is that a tanning booth or a Tardis?!
I was telling my dad how I put the small TARDIS he got me for Christmas inside of a big TARDIS I bought a while ago and how I created a Paradox. He then pointed out that if each of the TARDISs had a Doctor in it, it really would be a "Pair-A-Docs"
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