No? K.
(If they ask why, just say no, that’s a different joke)
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.
“No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”
"Damn that was a hard drive."
...It was Kief or Southernland
"I have the solution for you," replied the doctor.
"Really, what is it?"
“Well, try getting up half an hour later."
I'm feeling dead tired now, I really hope they have a good resting place.
So he asked me to leave.
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo
I have no egrets.
I don't think we're going to workout afterall.
Some was obviously jammin my phone.
Traffic jams.
I told: mom that why I am using a chair.
You look for the fresh prints!
They called it a day.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Me: Wait. I can change.
Japan.
He's quiet a guy.
it's Hans free now..
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
It was snow big deal.
They decided to call it a day.
That was the punchline
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
I saw it through my telescope last night
Me: That can’t be comfortable. Try a chair instead.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
Oops, wrong sub.
Attire
Whenever he says "I'm ready to retire," his boss puts him right back to work on another car.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...
Me : Wait . I can change .
They called it a day.
