But let me give it a shot.
Otherwise you will turn into an Iron man
He said it was terminal
But I’m thinking of giving it a shot.
As long. as it doesn't. give. you irregular. periods.
Doctor, "Hello, thanks for being patient" Me, "Hello, thanks for being doctor" We both chuckled
Man: Doctor, I swallowed my flute Doctor: Good thing you are not a pianist
He was glad that I still had a funny bone.
I thought it was humerus
I was setting up some hardware for him and he asked me to hurry up.
I said, "Can't you wait, I thought you had a lot of patients?"
I asked him whether he has more patients in the winter.
His reply- " No, I'm pretty impatient all year round"
I wasn't feeling well and I suspected some intestinal blockage to be the culprit. Naturally, I made an appointment with my doctor. I'm in the treatment room waiting when he comes in.
Doc: Not feeling well huh? What do you think it is?
Me: I'm not sure but I've had weird bowel movements I think it's blockage
Doc: I don't believe you
Me: wut
Doc: you're lying to me
Me: no seriously doc I'm blocked up here
Doc: I know, you're full of shit
Doctor: You've got a name?
Girl: Yes
Doctor: Good, I've always wanted to meet someone called "Yes"
me: My blood type is o+
him: That's right, you should always be O+ person. It's not good to B-.
I used to have a nickel allergy when I was young Doctor: "Now he had a nickel allergy a few years ago, correct?" My dad: "He did. Not sure about quarters though!"
We were discussing a new RN who had sent a urine sample from the Foley catheter pilot balloon instead of the catheter itself.
Our educator said, "She didn't seem to get it. She wasn't bothered at all."
I said, "You don't think she understood the specific gravity of the situation?"
But let me give it a shot.
But I think I’ll give it a shot.
But let me give it a shot.
But let me give it a shot.
