What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
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︎ Sep 24 2020
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. βState of the Art,β he said, βIt cost me a fortune.β
I said, βAwesome. What type is it?β
He said, β Two thirty.β
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Everyoneβs bragging about how big their semi is
Odd I prefer my house detached
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I stopped watering my lawn, but it still looks great! I'm not bragging.
I give credit where credit is dew.
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︎ May 16 2020
Not bragging but I made six figures last year...
....so they named me the year's worst employee at the toy factory.
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︎ Dec 15 2017
I always like bragging about the very small hatchet I own.....
.....I've done some research on it and as it turns out, it's from the 1850's and was used in some rich guys home to chop up citrus fruits for desserts and cakes etc.
My wife thinks it's boring, she says "it's just an antique lime axe".
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︎ Aug 08 2019
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.
I just store it at room temperature.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I recently overheard two chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about their previous victories
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
In middle school my friends started bragging about him hitting puberty early.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Just heard someone bragging about their one night stand
Well I've got two night stands and a double bed
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Thereβs a new Mexican restaurant in my town, and the owner has been bragging about it nonstop.
He can talk the talk, but can he guac the guac?
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︎ Aug 26 2019
My hair flowed down my back when I was in my 20βs and Iβm not bragging when I tell you it still does
Because it starts from below my collar now
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︎ May 12 2019
Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
My buddyβs bragging to everyone about how he learned the Spanish word for cheese.
Every time I hear him, all I can think is βkay, so?β
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︎ May 05 2019
My friend was bragging about his new L-shaped sofa, so I told him I had one too.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
My daughter just returned from a small island in Indonesia, bragging about her great tan...
She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.
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︎ Dec 22 2017
What do you call a bragging mushroom?
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︎ Apr 22 2018
This steam-powered cyborg keeps bragging about how advanced he is.
I think he's just full of hot air.
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︎ Jun 17 2013
My wife cooked me a great breakfast this morning. She was bragging about it.
After a great steak & eggs + side dishes breakfast...
Wife: Man. I'm so great. Cooking requires more creativity and skill than baking. You're just reading measurements with baking. With baking, all you need is time - a lot of time.
Me: What about basil or rosemary?
Wife: Huh?
Me: Basil or rosemary?
Wife: Huh?
A few seconds later, she gets it, sighs, then laughs. A few more seconds later...
Wife: I can't believe you're still laughing at your own joke.
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︎ Aug 19 2015
My dad was bragging about catching a mole in the yard...
So I ask him, "How many more are there to catch?"
He says, "Oh, about 6.02 times 10 to the 23rd."
Gotta love engineers!
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︎ Jul 03 2015
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.
It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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︎ Mar 29 2018
Iβm not bragging but I made six figures this yearβ¦
So they named me the yearβs worst employee at the toy factory...
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︎ Apr 19 2020
What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
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︎ Dec 20 2019
What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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︎ Aug 17 2019
No bragging but I made six figures last year.
So they named me worst employee at the toy factory.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I saw two chess masters in a hotel lobby they were bragging about past wins...
... I guess you could say that they were chessnuts boasting on an open foyer.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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︎ Jul 27 2019
I saw two chess masters in the hotel lobby, and they were bragging about their skill.
They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
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