An orphanage.
Velcrows
Cawffe
My bf told me this don't blame me.
It was murder on my back!
There’s caws for alarm.
It has a caws and effect relationship
I bet it would murder the game.
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
I'm getting real sick of this Corvid pandemic.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Annoying
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
LAND HOE!!!
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
They call it CORVID-19
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
It's called the crowbar
The cops arrested him for attempted murder.
does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?
it was easy to see a murder there daily.
We are corvid-19 (if I get a million down votes, I understand)
Velcrowes!!!!
Because anything more than one is murder.
A caw-cophony!
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
A murder suicide case
The police think it was a murder
I'm pretty sure I have the CORVID.
The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on U.S. Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"!!!
Corvid 19.
Would that be double homicide?
Corvid-19
An attempted murder
