Did you know that the first ever balloons were made out of animal intestines and organs?

That means the first balloons weren't balloon animals, but ballooned animals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Some people say filling balloon animals with helium is wrong.

But whatever floats your goat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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My kid asked me, β€œDad, what are condoms used for?”

I said, β€œUsually to avoid answering questions like these.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Dadjoked at Outback.

While eating at Outback with some friends last night a guy making balloon animals came by. I asked him how he was doing.

His response "I couldn't be better, I blow things up for a living. "

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