Today, in a cultural fair, I found someone was giving away free balloons to children
Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high
Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess that’s just inflation.
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?
He wanted to be a Billyonair.
The police arrested me for being a helium balloon.
They held me for a while but eventually let me go.
what music genre was the balloon most scared of?
Two balloons flying through a desert.
One balloon to the other : watch out, there’s a cactussssss
What do you do when balloons are hurt?
I was arrested earlier for stealing helium balloons.
The cops held me for a while, then let go .
I just threw a pee-filled water balloon at my son
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
What kind of music frightens balloons?
How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
What music genre won’t balloons listen to?
I once tied my dog’s stick to a balloon, he brought it back from several miles away...
I know, it sounds a bit far-fetched.
Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?
I forgot all about the balloon I attached to the water hose outside!
Edit: oh wow, this blew up!
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars
Why are balloons so expensive?
The prices keep going up due to inflation
I needed hot air balloon pilots for an event. I could either hire or use prison labor.
Dad told me I should weigh the pros and cons first.
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
What kind of music does a balloon liseten to?
Pop!
^Also ^this ^is ^my ^first ^joke, ^so ^sorry ^if ^someone ^has ^made ^it ^before ^but ^I ^haven't ^seen ^it ^(yet)
Neighbours outside just had a reveal party. From all the hooting and hollering after the balloon pop...
I can report that they are having an owl
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Why do balloons filled with helium cost more than balloons sold in packages?
Daughter had a balloon with a penny in it.
So, for Easter, my wife and I got our 2-year-old an array of balloons from a delivery service, including some pre-inflated pieces you could “build your own butterfly” with, etc. It was pretty cool, but coolest of all was this clear balloon pretty tightly inflated with a single penny in it, and if you shook the balloon enough, the penny would eventually find its way to circling the inside of the balloon.
Those balloons lasted for weeks, until today. If you’ve ever seen a clear balloon deflate, you know it gets a little yellow and opaque.
My wife found it laying around and brought it to me, saying, “This looks like a condom with a penny in it.” And I said, “That’s why they call it a money shot.”
Did you know that the first ever balloons were made out of animal intestines and organs?
That means the first balloons weren't balloon animals, but ballooned animals.
How did Pixar decide on a name for the movie about an elderly man who attached balloons to his house?
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
So I walked past a store in my hometown that sells only balloons
...and I thought to myself "what clowns are keeping this business afloat?"
Never trust advice from a balloon.
They’re just full of hot air.
I dont make jokes about balloons
They tend to get carried away
What did the scientist say when he popped two helium balloons?
I wanted to be a hot air balloon pilot
But that career never really got off the ground
Why did the balloon cost $100?
What type of music do balloons hate?
I was arrested yesterday for stealing helium balloons,
The police held me for a while then let me go.
What type of music do balloons hate?
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon
Why are balloons so expensive
Why does the price of balloons keep going up?
What type of music do balloons hate?
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