Neighbours outside just had a reveal party. From all the hooting and hollering after the balloon pop...

I can report that they are having an owl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What did the scientist say when he popped two helium balloons?

He He.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shipostingcat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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How might one feel after popping a balloon that had been rubbing against their hair?

Ex-static

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuhDerek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My balloon popped. Can I get reimburst?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/resmungomandinga
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I mentioned a pun to my friend and his balloon popped.

I didn't mean for it to happen. It just came bursting out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/119Brentus911
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2013
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A daughter is dressed in a grape vine suit where the grapes are made of balloons for Halloween...

The dad says, β€œI bet if you pop one of those balloons she’ll let out a little wine.”

His wife just rolled her eyes and went back to watching her daughter, while the dad laughed to himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DogsGoBork
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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