A list of puns related to "Bomber"
He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had
Everywhere.
You can C4 yourself.
and it bombed
Dead.
It'll blow your mind.
He lit the fuse on his bomb and the bartender sprayed him with water from the soda-gun, dousing the bomb and putting out the fuse. The bartender said, “I foiled your plan mad bomber now get out before I call the cops!!” The mad bomber re-fused.
Everywhere!
A cumikaze
Aloha Snackbar!!
... huh. I didn't see that coming.
They don't have a leg to stand on.
"BOOM?!"
“Okay, bomber.”
Its a bomber.
I commended them on their valiant efforts to stop a potential SUSHIcide bomber!
Turns out they don't like jokes about that. :(
New Year's Day... The start of a fresh 365 sunrises that symbolize a turning point in lifestyle and spending the entire day recovering from a dreadful hangover. Like many other people in America, this relatively fake holiday is a time that I spend with my family. One of my family's many traditions (alongside annihilating plates of buffalo wings and watching college football until we pass out on the couch) is watching the Rose Parade. At the very beginning of the event, before all of the flower-covered floats and high school bands came marching down the street, there was an introductory ceremony complete with a B-2 stealth bomber flyover. As soon as they passed by, zooming out of the camera's frame, my dad leans in closer to me and says "Well I sure didn't see that coming!"
My nephew was playing with his Mr. Potatohead and he throws his body parts about the room (he's 2)
Her: Looks like Mr. Potatohead became a suicide bomber.
Me: I know his last words.
Her: What?
Me: Au gratin ackbar.
I'll be here all week
It's cloudy with no rain today, and when I got to the lab in the basement, here's what happened.
Receptionist: Has the sun come out yet today?
Me: No, not yet. But I did see an old bomber and two fighters for the D-Day anniversary.
Nurse passing by: Where were they?
Me: In the sky, where else?
*cue laughter and one "he sure got you good" from the receptionists*
Mission accomplished.
Friend: Oh that's so cool they have a stealth bomber flying in.
Me: Where I don't see it.
Everywhere
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