A list of puns related to "B 52"
Dads love saying โthat was fastโ when someone leaves but returns straight away because they forgot something.
Dads love answering the phone โyelllllowโ.
Dads love saying โthey donโt make things like they used toโ whenever something breaks.
Dads love teaching kids how to play 52 card pickup.
Dads love saying โwhatโs the damageโ when handed a bill for something.
Dads love saying โpull my fingerโ and farting when you do.
Dads love saying โJeez Louise!โ.
But $52.94 is an evenly specific amount of money
Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and he turned 52. I called him to wish him a happy birthday, find out what he wanted to do for dinner, etc, all the stuff you do on someone's birthday.
Then I said, "You're only ten years away from your one-minute birthday!"
He seemed confused so I had to clarify... "You know, your... Sixty-Second birthday!"
I could hear the cringe through the phone, and I heard my fiancรฉe groan from downstairs.
Now I just have to hope he forgets over the next ten years so I can make this joke again.
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... keep reading on reddit โกSo my dad thought he would try the ultimate dad joke card game with my 4 year old daughter... good old 52 card pick up!
They sit down, he gets her excited to play, he does the cards all over thing and they both laugh. My 4 year old daughter then picks up 2 cards and says "Here you go!" in a drop mic fashion and walks away to go play something else. She handed him a 5 and a 2.
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