The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...

He was gladiator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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Where does a UFC fighter go if they die in the octagon?

Brawlhalla

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blacknmi1d
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7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...

is between 7 and 9, average and mean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Freklred
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The foo fighters are doing an awesome job

I haven't had to fight any foos myself in a while.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sehtownguy
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What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?

He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/etherreal
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What did the bull fighter say to the sad door?

"What's a matador?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MilkshakeManRodd
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I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.

It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2019
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What did the WWII French freedom fighter do in the bathroom?

The Piss de resistance.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrHorseHead
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2019
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So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...

He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.

The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reddit_Rabit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2018
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Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?

... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2018
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What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?

R yu Ken?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Capn__Brunch
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I’m the second best fighter in the world.

I’ve come second in every fight I’ve ever been in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aDamnedCanadian
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What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins?

Jose and hose B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoothHAF
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What did the fire protection equipment say to the fire fighter?

"No guarantees, but I'll do asbestos I can."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubgeek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2017
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The Foo Fighters should have their own amusement park ride called the "Rockin' Grohlercoaster"

I just picture Dave Grohl riding the coaster car in his throne with his leg in a cast rocking out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tubachris85x
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My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedYellon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2016
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The Food Fighters - "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of Cheese)" is cheese sex a thing? youtube.com/watch?v=NE5sE…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justiceforcedave
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2015
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Why was the U.S. Fighter pilot shot down at 12:00 AM?

His wing man told him the enemy was at 1 o'clock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThirdCocacola
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What is the best set of tools for martial arts fighter?

Karate Kit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wuchta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2016
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Did you hear about the MMA fighter who won an essay contest?

He had the best submission.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/capomatt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2016
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The three wise men in the nativity were actually fire fighters.

We know this because they came from afar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IcarusI
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