When one member of Foo Fighters left, how many fighters were left?
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Why do fighter pilots hate playing golf?
They keep hitting bogeys.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Did you know: in boxing, itβs extremely important to have perfect form when going against a new fighter...
because the fist impression is everything.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What do you call a cat in a Tie Fighter?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Choose your fighter
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︎ Jun 08 2020
TIL Older forms of English kept Latinβs gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Choose your fighter
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Where does a UFC fighter go if they die in the octagon?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...
is between 7 and 9, average and mean.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
The foo fighters are doing an awesome job
I haven't had to fight any foos myself in a while.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Street Fighter fan art.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
A stealth fighter on display
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︎ Apr 11 2019
What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Why does a fire fighter wear YELLOW suspenders?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
What did the bull fighter say to the sad door?
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I wish I were a British fighter pilot
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︎ May 09 2019
what do you get when you go fishing with a MMA fighter
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︎ Sep 08 2019
I am a dyslexic AMA fighter.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.
It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.
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︎ May 13 2019
What did the WWII French freedom fighter do in the bathroom?
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︎ May 04 2019
So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...
He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.
The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.
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︎ Apr 09 2018
My son, Stuart, jumped into a ditch while pretending to be a fighter jet today.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What do you call a fighter who loves sausage rolls?
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︎ May 13 2019
I recently had some Chinese food with Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl, and his brother:
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
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︎ Apr 26 2018
What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Iβm the second best fighter in the world.
Iβve come second in every fight Iβve ever been in.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
Does E. Honda from Street Fighter 2 have a Korean cousin named...
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︎ Nov 05 2018
What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins?
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︎ Jul 22 2018
I watched a documentary on how they made fighter planes in ww2 it was riveting!
I hope this joke generates lift.
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︎ Jul 18 2017
What did the fire protection equipment say to the fire fighter?
"No guarantees, but I'll do asbestos I can."
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︎ Nov 16 2017
The Foo Fighters should have their own amusement park ride called the "Rockin' Grohlercoaster"
I just picture Dave Grohl riding the coaster car in his throne with his leg in a cast rocking out.
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︎ Dec 05 2016
My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
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︎ Sep 28 2016
I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once...
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︎ Sep 14 2017
My dad on fire fighters
My dad and I were sitting at the table just now when a bunch of emergency vehicles raced past my backyard with their sirens blaring. There were at least a dozen fire engines and ambulances. A few minutes later, they all drove back the other way with their sirens turned off.
While we were trying to figure out what was going on, my dad said, "Must have been a false alarm."
I responded, " Maybe it was some kind of drill."
My dad got that look on his face, and he said, "Fire fighters don't use drills, they use axes."
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︎ Apr 18 2014
Foo Fighters and Rick Astley recently sang together.
the audience got rick grohled.
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︎ Aug 24 2017
I asked my fighter friend if I can imagine a reality where he attacks me with a magical burst of energy
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︎ Aug 01 2017
So I heard Foo Fighters released a new song titled "Run"...
That means they have made music to Walk to, and now to Run to... Here's hoping I get some music to Jog or Sit to.
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︎ Jun 26 2017
How does a German fire-fighter come to a wedding?
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︎ Feb 25 2015
Why was the U.S. Fighter pilot shot down at 12:00 AM?
His wing man told him the enemy was at 1 o'clock.
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︎ May 10 2016
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you
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︎ Nov 02 2017
Sword fighters
It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
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