What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance...
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I know I have a terrible stutter, but I would like to introduce you to the lady who cuts my hair
This is Ba ba ba ba barber Anne.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.
He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."
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︎ Mar 27 2021
As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
a lady goes to the doctor and says Iβm addicted to Twitter
the doctor says I donβt follow you
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︎ Feb 21 2021
The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...
In fact, I know she seamstressed
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Lady: Thanks for the letters, mailman
Mailman: You're welcome, female woman.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My wife came back from the store complaining about how the lady at the register was a total bitch.
I asked her if she was at self check out. Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
....and then put it back on the shelf.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What's the best way to check the quality of Lady Gaga's botox?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Vandals drilled a peephole into the ladies bathroom.
The police are looking into it.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Unbelievable...Just been to the chemist, asked the lady if she had something to clear up diarrhoea...
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Three old ladies were having a picnic when the following conversation took place.
First lady: Isnβt it a bit windy?
Second lady: I thought it was Thursday.
Third lady: Me too, letβs have a cup of tea.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
A lady walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.
It was a shawl shank redemption
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︎ Nov 22 2020
You know why the old lady fell down the well ?
She couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Two monsters were at a party having a good time when one of them noticed a lady monster rolled her eyes at them. The monster asked his monster friend "what should I do?"
The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I did a good deed today by giving up my seat on the bus to an elderly lady...
How was I supposed to know sheβd never driven a bus before?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back
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︎ Sep 09 2019
How does Harry Potter makeout with the delivery lady?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
How do you make 3 old ladies all yell profanities at the same time ?
Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"
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︎ Aug 28 2020
so i hear that cops are really good with the ladies
anytime one passes me on the road i just hear βem bragging about βwe wooβ.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
The old lady who lives next door keeps talking about a small deep-ground reservoir...
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︎ Sep 08 2020
The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
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︎ Nov 16 2019
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I got stopped in the street by a lady conducting a survey.
"What do you know about dwarfs?" She asked.
"Very little." I replied.
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︎ May 10 2020
A lady at work commented on the holes in my jumper.
I replied βDarn it Sharonβ
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︎ Aug 06 2020
When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Just got back from an interview as a housesitter. The lady said it involved some light housekeeping.
I've answered 'I've never kept a lighthouse before, but I'm willing to try'.
She said she'll give me a call.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
There is a lady who lives down the street from me who only eats plants.
Youβve probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.
All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
An old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance at the bank.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Whatβs the opposite of lady fingers?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Whatβs the opposite of Lady Fingers?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Whatβs the opposite of lady fingers?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Whatβs the opposite of lady fingers
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︎ Nov 17 2020
One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Last night at the ATM, An old lady asked me to help check her balance
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