How do you wake Lady Gaga up?

You po-po-po-poke her face!

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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How do you wake Lady Gaga up?

Pa pa pa poke her face pa pa poke her face.

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👤︎ u/leapbaby1984
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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I saw that Lady Gaga was about to faint and rushed to her help.

She said, "I need a strong cool breeze on my face."

I said, "I'm sorry but I can't help you. I'm just not a big fan."

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👤︎ u/thkoog
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why does Lady Gaga always have concerts?

She lives for the applause.

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👤︎ u/brendeng27bb
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper used to give away copies of horror films starring Blake Lively...

But they're out of "The Shallows" now

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👤︎ u/Draykonslayer
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Hear about the Lady Gaga impersonator getting arrested for assault?

She was doing Poke-her Face.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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Did you hear about the sheep that looks like Lady Gaga?

It was shorn this way

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👤︎ u/AllanCD
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

Raw Raw, raw raw raw raw....

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👤︎ u/justin_hash
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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How does Lady GaGa show gratitude to her Italian father?

Papa, Papa Grazie

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👤︎ u/caleb012
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poker Face.

(This one was told to me by one of my kids at summer camp).

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👤︎ u/Rage-o-rama
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You gotta poke her face. Po-po-po-pokerface.

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👤︎ u/_izelle
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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How do you wake up lady Gaga?

P p p p poker face!

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👤︎ u/DrRoXo777
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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What kind of animals does lady gaga have living in her house?

j-j-j-j-just ants

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Jan 24 2017
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Lady gaga has type 1 diabetes

When asked by my kid's friend what the difference between type 1 and 2 diabetes is, I said, "Type 2 diabetes is developed later in life. Type one is like Lady Gaga."

a reply of blank stare for a moment, then he said, "Lady Gaga is diabetic?"

My reply: "No. for type one diabetes, you are born this way"

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Jun 12 2014
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Lady Gaga was recently hospitalized in Colorado with altitude sickness

"I guess she was too high." - Dad.

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👤︎ u/Krunkyjunk
📅︎ Aug 09 2014
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How do wake Lady Gaga?

Poker face

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👤︎ u/rainreset
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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How do you wake up lady gaga?

Poker face

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👤︎ u/Conviction666
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poker Face

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👤︎ u/Unspared
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poker Face

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👤︎ u/ajmansell
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poke her face.

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👤︎ u/emmyface23
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga

Poker Face

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👤︎ u/MonkeyMan236
📅︎ May 30 2019
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You P-P-P-P-Poke her face.

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👤︎ u/TransposingJons
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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How do you wake up lady gaga?

P-p-p-p-p-poker face

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👤︎ u/JovanYT_
📅︎ May 05 2019
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You know how to wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You pa-pa-pa poker face!

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👤︎ u/PolesawPolska
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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Lady gaga

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You "Poker Face"

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👤︎ u/PolesawPolska
📅︎ Apr 26 2017
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa-pa pa-poke her face.

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👤︎ u/fancynerd49
📅︎ Jul 14 2016
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poke her face

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👤︎ u/1Upvote_1Respect
📅︎ Sep 10 2013
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