A list of puns related to "Alejandro"
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Think about it, this would basically raise up a lot of interesting questions.
Would Alejandro do his manipulation plans in Island, similar to the Total Shuffled Island AU, or would he gain allies in Island and execute his plans in Action or World Tour?
If Alejandro executed his plans in Island, would Justin be the villain in Action, due to his plans being similar?
How would Heather do?
Who would be Alejandro's allies?
How will the rest of the contestants fair?
Will the casts of Action and World Tour change?
Rules:
Also, do you want this to be actual fanfic? If so, then I will have to find good fanfic writers since alone, my writing will be garbage. I want to make this a big project, so I hope I have your help!
Edit: When I mean by fanfic, I mean just a series of a rewritten Island, Action, and World Tour.
We've finally reached the end of first generation WDYL posts, and this time the subject will be the resident handsome jerk but not Devin ๐ , Alejandro!! He's in my A Tier and this time, I'm choosing All of the above, Alejandro is a great character all around, though he still can't crack my favorites tier. What do you think of him?
"When Kevin Nealon asked what heโd want more of, Alec replied, โMoney!โ The 61-year-old joked, โSo I can leave it to my wife when Iโm dead, because Iโm not going to be around for much longer, letโs face it. And I need to leave my wife a huge pile, a gigantic pile."
It's not a joke.
Not with five little mouths to feed and a parasite whose entire identity is being the wife of a man she thinks is an A-lister, and can't be happy unless she's lording her lifestyle, wealth, family and body over her social media followers, who she imagines as nameless, faceless little peasants staring into their smartphones, bewitched by Exotica Hilaria and dripping with envy at every new Monclare coat, and post-pregnancy rebound, and blond child with a name straight out of a Telenova.
Her followers know the truth -- that she's Spanish and Special -- and they all want to be her. She's sure of it.
When Alejandro uttered the above words, he knew a $50 million fortune wasn't enough. Not to cover the Lexii and BMWs, the $10,000 designer kittens, the weekend shopping trips to "cute little stores" where a pair of gloves go for $4,000.
This is why at 63 years old, when he should be doing a career victory lap and taking his pick of solid roles to solidify his legacy as an actor, Alejandro has instead been accepting anything that'll help him add to "the pile."
You want Alec to voice an anthroporphic pooch in Arctic Dogs, or voice the title infant in a movie called Boss Baby: Family Business? Done. You want him to appear in Chick Fight? Sure.
Alec, how about playing the villain in a movie called Andron: The Black Labyrinth, a shit festival of such epic proportions that it's got a 2.7 rating on IMDb? If they're paying the quote, why the hell not?
Now it looks like that mad dash to expand "the huge, gigantic pile" of cash has been for nought.
After the civil lawsuits, the attorney fees, the criminal case, more attorney fees, the insurance investigation and the end of Alejandro's earning potential -- he's persona non grata now in Hollywood -- "the huge, gigantic pile" of cash will look more like a "modest" -- by Hilarian standards -- reserve.
For 99.999% of people on this Earth, a few million dollars would be a dream. To Hilaria de la Speciale Espanol Princessa, aka Gringa Loca, aka Penelope Crude, it's a humiliating reduction in status and the twilight of her time as a "celebrity."
Consider the source.
Different from other characters and villains, everything Alejandro did was because it would help him in the game, he never really did anything mean that wasnt gonna help him go far, he was just being a player. And not only that, Alejandro was always very polite, he never really misstreated anyone, he even pretended to like Owen, a character he hated a lot.
Comparing to other characters
Heather read Gwens diary, which was unecessary and not for the game, Sugar was too mean to Ella for no reason other than being a bitch, he never bullied or cheated anyone like Duncan, never was abusive towards anyone like Courtney. Alejandro didnt have an abusive or toxic personality neither did bad moves to people without a reason.
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