You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
I just want to know the cutoff date.
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
Unfortunately it was fully booked
Because it's second hand
I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasn’t sure she could anvil it.
They’ve been ‘round a long time.
But then they built an older one
The zebra
Because it's black and white.
Zebras cause they still be in black and white
How does a French soccer player like his coffee?
Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait!
It's Prius-toric
Me: "Youngest daughter! You get in here and hit oldest daughter for a reason!"
Both: :/ :/
Edit: ok, OK, no emoji!
It just didn't cut it anymore
It was found in ancient grease.
And he went "Neigh! Neigh!"
Bjorn.
it’s easy to remember because he was Bjorn before the others.
I think they found it in the Earth's crust.
My parents got me a vacuum for Christmas. I got it out of the box today and tried it out while they were getting groceries.
My dad comes home and sees the vacuum sitting out and asked if it worked alright.
"It really sucks!"
He looked worried for a second and I just started laughing. He finally caught on and he let out a groan.
One of the oldest ones in the book, but I was proud of it.
"Dad, if you took a picture of me and put it in a locket, would I be independent?"
Took me a second... So glad I passed my sense of humour on properly.
Throwaway here... But what puns come to mind that you'd say to your best girlfriend to make playful fun to her about her boobs?
From the living room, I hear him ask "is the dishwasher clean?" I answer "yes". I hear the refrigerator open, then add "but the dishes in it aren't".
I'm pretty sure that I could feel his glare through the wall.
I picked up a ruler, put it against my wife's chest, & asked "How much longer are we gonna be in here?"
The daughter loved it! My wife said "Haha. Shut up."
Epilogue: We were in there at least another 162ft.
It's his bison-tennial.
It was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple and with one byte everything crashed.
It was an Apple with just one byte. And then it crashed.
I just want to know the cutoff date.
Zebras because they're still black and white
It had extremely limited memory. Just one byte. Then everything crashed.
Timeflies
