What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey!

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👤︎ u/goblu33
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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I can tell by your eyes you teach kindergarten...

"Oh yeah? How'd you know?"
"You have small pupils..."
Told to me by the octogenarian Navy vet at breakfast today. He then said when he told that joke last, they asked him to leave.

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👤︎ u/Jmac0585
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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