My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.
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my favourite pun forever
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Does anyone have any favourite puns?
Like the best pun, that no matter what everyone seems to laugh at or that you really loved. Maybe a little description of why you loved it or why it's so funny. :)
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Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
My favourite time of day is 6:30
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︎ May 26 2021
My recently passed dads favourite vegan joke.
If I ever became vegan it would be a huge missedsteak.
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︎ May 15 2021
What is Jesus' favourite band?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What is a dictator's least favourite electrical component?
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︎ May 25 2021
Pick your favourites
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︎ May 20 2021
What is a bees favourite weapon?
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︎ May 21 2021
What's Mario's favourite material?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What's the wind's favourite colour?
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︎ May 23 2021
Who is every scientistβs favourite actor?
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︎ May 31 2021
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
A Banana na, banana naaaa.
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︎ May 30 2021
What's a frog's favourite type of mechanical fastener?
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︎ May 10 2021
What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What's a windmills favourite music?
Idk but I did hear they are a big metal fan.
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︎ May 10 2021
What is a robotβs favourite place to eat?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
You know a pigs favourite song?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I asked my dyslexic dad to write down his favourite quote.
It read: "Make love, not raw."
I laughed.
Until he clarified that he hadn't made any spelling errors.
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︎ May 16 2021
I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Cardiologist's favourite song?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What's chemist' s favourite band?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What was the tigers favourite band?
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︎ May 20 2021
What is an astronauts favourite drink?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What is a chick's favourite place to eat?
Anywhere, as long as its cheep
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Who is Canadaβs favourite rap artist?
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︎ May 24 2021
What was the camels favourite song?
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︎ May 20 2021
Whatβs Harry Potterβs favourite way of coming down a hill? Walking...
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What's Mario and Luigi's favourite type of overalls?
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︎ May 05 2021
What's a dentist's favourite time?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Whatβs frogs favourite game?
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︎ May 04 2021
What's a math teachers favourite food?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Whats a Chef's favourite nicotine product?
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︎ May 15 2021
What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What is an astronauts favourite key on a computer
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︎ May 02 2021
What is a MΔori' favourite car?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
My favourite possession is my globe...
It means the world to me.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What is the gardener's favourite Christmas carol?
Lettuce grow, lettuce grow, lettuce grow.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle...
Strange name, but she tortoise well .
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What's a drug addict's favourite monster?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Hereβs my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Whatβs Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?
Walking? No⦠J.K. Rolling
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