My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.
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my favourite pun forever
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Does anyone have any favourite puns?

Like the best pun, that no matter what everyone seems to laugh at or that you really loved. Maybe a little description of why you loved it or why it's so funny. :)

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These Are A Few Of My Favourite Puns betweenbornandburied.blog…
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Jehovah's Witness favourite band.

The Doors.

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My favourite time of day is 6:30

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
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My recently passed dads favourite vegan joke.

If I ever became vegan it would be a huge missedsteak.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What is Jesus' favourite band?

Nine inch nails.

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What is a dictator's least favourite electrical component?

A resistor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_365
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Pick your favourites
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What is a bees favourite weapon?

A buzzooka

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What's Mario's favourite material?

Denim denim denim!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamster_1988
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What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

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What's the wind's favourite colour?

Blew

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Who is every scientist’s favourite actor?

Huge Grant.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

A Banana na, banana naaaa.

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What's a frog's favourite type of mechanical fastener?

A rivet

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAND EYEEEEEEEE!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What's a windmills favourite music?

Idk but I did hear they are a big metal fan.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What is a robot’s favourite place to eat?

Mechdonalds

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You know a pigs favourite song?

Don't go bacon my heart.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I asked my dyslexic dad to write down his favourite quote.

It read: "Make love, not raw."

I laughed.

Until he clarified that he hadn't made any spelling errors.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
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Cardiologist's favourite song?

Jar of hearts

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What's chemist' s favourite band?

The red/ox chili peppers

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What was the tigers favourite band?

Survivor

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What is an astronauts favourite drink?

Gravitea

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What is a chick's favourite place to eat?

Anywhere, as long as its cheep

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Who is Canada’s favourite rap artist?

Dr Dr-eh

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What was the camels favourite song?

My humps.

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What’s Harry Potter’s favourite way of coming down a hill? Walking...

JK Rowling

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What's Mario and Luigi's favourite type of overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What's a dentist's favourite time?

2:30

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What’s frogs favourite game?

Croak-et

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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What's a math teachers favourite food?

Cos -law

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Whats a Chef's favourite nicotine product?

A Cumin Cigar

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

You think it's R, but actually it's the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePlayerReady
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Whats hitler's least favourite type of drink

Jews

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What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Ctrl,shift,esc.

(Task manager shortcut)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What is an astronauts favourite key on a computer

A space bar

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What is a Māori' favourite car?

Kia Ora Ford.

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My favourite possession is my globe...

It means the world to me.

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What is the gardener's favourite Christmas carol?

Lettuce grow, lettuce grow, lettuce grow.

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My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle...

Strange name, but she tortoise well .

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What's a drug addict's favourite monster?

The Crack-en

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raiden127456
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What’s Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking? No… J.K. Rolling

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